Comprehensive list of dudes I fucked once, and that was enough

[AnneSexton]

1. Dudes that require a shower immediately after fucking me.

Fuck that. Kiss and cuddle me, and enjoy our sexy sweat-stink, or get the fuck out. Fucking amateurs.

 

[KimGordon67]

1. Dudes that require a shower immediately after fucking me.

Fuck that. Kiss and cuddle me, and enjoy our sexy sweat-stink, or get the fuck out. Fucking amateurs.

That is pretty rude ... unless they're needing a wee pause and like to make themselves all nice and fresh for round 2.

 

[hobbit.]

As lists go, its a bit short of content.

 

[AnneSexton]

That is pretty rude ... unless they're needing a wee pause and like to make themselves all nice and fresh for round 2.

Super rude! I'm like, uh... what is this, a shower emergency?

Here I am all post-orgasmic and content, smiling inside that maybe I'll discover your hair or smell somewhere on my body hours later, meanwhile you can't wait to get up and wash me off of you.

Um, yeah. No, thank you. I'll pass on the immediately-after shower.

 

[hobbit.]

you can't wait to get up and wash me off of you. .

have you been diagnosed with Leprosy?

 

[AnneSexton]

have you been diagnosed with Leprosy?

An online quiz says there's a 95% chance I have Leprosy. Why?

 

[hobbit.]

An online quiz says there's a 95% chance I have Leprosy. Why?

I hope you are using safe keyboard techniques.

 

[AnneSexton]

I hope you are using safe keyboard techniques.

Good tip. Thanks! Safety first.

 

[adrina]

But do they have online leper colonies?

 

[AnneSexton]

But do they have online leper colonies?

I thought this was it.

 

[chame1eon]

1. Dudes that require a shower immediately after fucking me.

Fuck that. Kiss and cuddle me, and enjoy our sexy sweat-stink, or get the fuck out. Fucking amateurs.

Never had that happen, but it would be sad to wash off that lovely sex smell.

 

[AnneSexton]

Never had that happen, but it would be sad to wash off that lovely sex smell.

Agreed. Super sad.

 

[Snugbug]

Why a shower immediately after? I'd understand before, but seriously. Enjoy the sex stank

 

[gk6h]

Never had that happen, but it would be sad to wash off that lovely sex smell.

love that too

 

[MGurkus]

1. Dudes that require a shower immediately after fucking me.

Fuck that. Kiss and cuddle me, and enjoy our sexy sweat-stink, or get the fuck out. Fucking amateurs.

Maybe they just need to wash the fat girl stank off them?

 

[Freudian_Slit]

1. Dudes that require a shower immediately after fucking me.

Fuck that. Kiss and cuddle me, and enjoy our sexy sweat-stink, or get the fuck out. Fucking amateurs.

Well, excuse me for being an OC clean freak.

 

[AnneSexton]

Maybe they just need to wash the fat girl stank off them?

I suppose in that case it's a win-win that he'll never fuck me again.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[adrina]

I thought this was it.

We keep trying to banish BB but he keeps coming back.

 

[cleaver]

reads like poetry...
..or older cheeses

 

[jomar]

I am sorry. I typically am not compelled to shower after sex.

 

[AnneSexton]

I am sorry. I typically am not compelled to shower after sex.

Cool. How do you feel about Leprosy?

 

[jomar]

Cool. How do you feel about Leprosy?

Safe sex is a must.