Never say anything negative about racks or pews.

IrezumiKiss

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Dollie

Nothing says, "Don't stay long," like setting your guests down on a church pew.
When we were much younger my husband and I had sex in a church on a pew, and on stage, and outside in the little cemetary.

Also in lots of garages leaning against racks.
 
When we were much younger my husband and I had sex in a church on a pew, and on stage, and outside in the little cemetary.

Also in lots of garages leaning against racks.

I have to ask, did you yell out "Oh God" and did you feel weird about it at that moment if you did ?
 
We hang stuff from racks and hooks all over the place.

But we don't hang tax collectors there.

Trees are handy for that.
 
I cannot find a replacement for the stainless steel dish rack set, that was lost during the last move.

I put the rack in the dishwasher rack.

:heart:
 
Pews are uncomfortable. There I said it.

And they are also usually found in churches. I don't much like churches. Or dogma.

I could probably find more negative things to say. :p ;)
 
Eh, it was fairly funny when it came out. Typical late '90s Kevin Smith fare. ;)



Well, that's cuz yer a commie pinko. :D

Cute movie. Highly irreverent.

Well there's always that. I keep forgetting I'm a communist. Damn I really do need to remember that. :D
 
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