Those who make pizza evolution impossible will make hamburger innovation inevitable

[IrezumiKiss]

Look, pineapples and ham go with each other. Dassit. Enda storee.

http://www.delianytime.com/Cache/78917804447b1fefc5e93e8d57a9ceaa-635x390-Auto-0-0-CenterCenter.jpg

It's why you do it at Thanksgiving dinners. Stop trying to fight it. Assimilate and be happy in the Hawaiian Slice Borg collective.

Also, people who wanna be extra are doing this shit now

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1tfEGQFXXXXc.XFXXq6xXFXXXJ/Hamburger-Presses-Maker-Press-Cutlets-Stuffed-Hamburger-Mold-Grill-Kitchen-Tools-Manual-Hamburger-Forms-Press-Burger.jpg

and I don't know if it's a bad or good thing. I do know I wanna bite into that with some Cholula hot sauce on it, though.

 

[KimGordon67]

Look, pineapples and ham go with each other. Dassit. Enda storee.

http://www.delianytime.com/Cache/78917804447b1fefc5e93e8d57a9ceaa-635x390-Auto-0-0-CenterCenter.jpg

It's why you do it at Thanksgiving dinners. Stop trying to fight it. Assimilate and be happy in the Hawaiian Slice Borg collective.

Also, people who wanna be extra are doing this shit now

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1tfEGQFXXXXc.XFXXq6xXFXXXJ/Hamburger-Presses-Maker-Press-Cutlets-Stuffed-Hamburger-Mold-Grill-Kitchen-Tools-Manual-Hamburger-Forms-Press-Burger.jpg

and I don't know if it's a bad or good thing. I do know I wanna bite into that with some Cholula hot sauce on it, though.

OMG - WTF is that thing? Is it actually food?

 

[adrina]

Mac n cheese in the burger? I just don't know about that.

But totally yes to the ham and pineapple pizza.

 

[KimGordon67]

Mac n cheese in the burger? I just don't know about that.

But totally yes to the ham and pineapple pizza.

They're both just abominations.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

OMG - WTF is that thing? Is it actually food?

Mac n cheese in the burger? I just don't know about that.

But totally yes to the ham and pineapple pizza.

Yanno, if you think about it, it makes a sort of sense.

Remember Hamburger Helper packets?

https://www.bettycrocker.com/-/media/Images/BC/products/Hamburger-Helper/Landing-Page/Cheeseburger-Macaroni.jpg?W=800

That mac n' cheese burger is exactly that, just updated.

I'm just trying to figure out how they did it to make it that neat. The fat and grease involved in the cooking should logically make that a runny mess.

 

[adrina]

They're both just abominations.

Abomination pizza? That would be anchovies and green bell peppers.

 

[adrina]

Yanno, if you think about it, it makes a sort of sense.

Remember Hamburger Helper packets?

https://www.bettycrocker.com/-/media/Images/BC/products/Hamburger-Helper/Landing-Page/Cheeseburger-Macaroni.jpg?W=800

That mac n' cheese burger is exactly that, just updated.

I'm just trying to figure out how they did it to make it that neat. The fat and grease involved in the cooking should logically make that a runny mess.

They probably form the mac and cheese discs and then freeze them. Then when frozen, form the meat patties around them.

 

[KimGordon67]

Abomination pizza? That would be anchovies and green bell peppers.

Green peppers (or 'capsicum', as we quaintly call them here) don't belong anywhere except the compost.

But anchovies .... mmmmm.

 

[KimGordon67]

Yanno, if you think about it, it makes a sort of sense.

Remember Hamburger Helper packets?

https://www.bettycrocker.com/-/media/Images/BC/products/Hamburger-Helper/Landing-Page/Cheeseburger-Macaroni.jpg?W=800

That mac n' cheese burger is exactly that, just updated.

I'm just trying to figure out how they did it to make it that neat. The fat and grease involved in the cooking should logically make that a runny mess.

I suspect the secret is to not involve any actual food.

 

[adrina]

Green peppers (or 'capsicum', as we quaintly call them here) don't belong anywhere except the compost.

But anchovies .... mmmmm.

Agreed on the green bell peppers. But the red ones are good. Raw and in stir fries.

Anchovies are acceptable in ceasar salad dressing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

They probably form the mac and cheese discs and then freeze them. Then when frozen, form the meat patties around them.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a06e69fb90fd1251f8b2b564d951c6f3/tumblr_mfrwsnfQuW1rg6kg3o4_250.gif

Well, fuck.

I'm gonna stop beating around the bush. You're smart. Marry me.

https://i2.wp.com/thegrio.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/State-Farm-Interracial-Couple.jpg?fit=640%2C360

 

[KimGordon67]

Agreed on the green bell peppers. But the red ones are good. Raw and in stir fries.

Anchovies are acceptable in ceasar salad dressing.

Green capsicums belong in hell, along with celery.

I eat anchovies straight from the jar .... mmmm.

 

[adrina]

Well, fuck.

I'm gonna stop beating around the bush. You're smart. Marry me.

We have a fundamental divide that can never be breached....you like Mac n cheese.

 

[adrina]

Green capsicums belong in hell, along with celery.

I eat anchovies straight from the jar .... mmmm.

How would we have stuffing/dressing without celery? Or spaghetti sauce? Or chicken salad? I beseech you to rethink this staunch and uncompromising celery position.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Green capsicums belong in hell, along with celery.

I eat anchovies straight from the jar .... mmmm.

They're good snacks, but you wouldn't prefer to make sandwiches out of them instead?

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/assets_c/2012/11/20121112-127677-Alici-Sandwich-PRIMARY-thumb-625xauto-284803.jpg

 

[adrina]

That looks... vomitous.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That looks... vomitous.

Noooooo. You're just seeing it open-faced.

Think of a fish sarnie with tomatoes and onions. And horseradish/mayo spread.

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://www.bettycrocker.com/-/media/Images/BC/products/Hamburger-Helper/Landing-Page/Cheeseburger-Macaroni.jpg?W=800

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That stuff could start a prison riot.

 

[MelissaBaby]

They're good snacks, but you wouldn't prefer to make sandwiches out of them instead?

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/assets_c/2012/11/20121112-127677-Alici-Sandwich-PRIMARY-thumb-625xauto-284803.jpg

When I was a kid we often had sardine sandwiches for lunch. Maybe that was just a poor folks who live near the ocean thing.

 

[lickitandstickit]

When I was a kid we often had sardine sandwiches for lunch. Maybe that was just a poor folks who live near the ocean thing.

This page was making me hungry until I saw this, UGHH,, just no man,.. NO

 

[Aglaopheme]

How would we have stuffing/dressing without celery? Or spaghetti sauce? Or chicken salad? I beseech you to rethink this staunch and uncompromising celery position.

You put celery in spaghetti sauce?

 

[pointless]

ham and pineapple certainly do go together quite while. they can both still stay the fuck off of my pizza.

 

[adrina]

You put celery in spaghetti sauce?

Of course.

ham and pineapple certainly do go together quite while. they can both still stay the fuck off of my pizza.

Equal access to pizza! Down with pizza tyranny!

 

[phrodeau]

They probably form the mac and cheese discs and then freeze them. Then when frozen, form the meat patties around them.

Cooks get the fanciest toys to play with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMQLwFHL4j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgNpGGHkz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDRcUCCpIJw

 

[adrina]

Cooks get the fanciest toys to play with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMQLwFHL4j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgNpGGHkz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDRcUCCpIJw

The last one is truly disturbing.