Do you want to murder your partner in his/her sleep?

[dolf]

If you can't sleep, and they're snoring, sleeping diagonally, jamming a knee into your butt every three minutes, then waking up refreshed as you start another zombie day?

I'm quite fond of him, right up until the point where I want to go to sleep, and then I want to beat his brains out with a mug of Horlicks.

 

[Fala]

If you can't sleep, and they're snoring, sleeping diagonally, jamming a knee into your butt every three minutes, then waking up refreshed as you start another zombie day?

I'm quite fond of him, right up until the point where I want to go to sleep, and then I want to beat his brains out with a mug of Horlicks.

Surely he cares about your insomnia due to his sleep habits. Dolf, just talk to him. Sounds like he's a "keeper' otherwise!

I'd keep the guy and sleep on the sofa.

 

[thør]

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Be like Marv.

 

[dolf]

Surely he cares about your insomnia due to his sleep habits. Dolf, just talk to him. Sounds like he's a "keeper' otherwise!

I'd keep the guy and sleep on the sofa.

It's MY bed
He claims to have no control over what he does in his sleep. A likely story!
He's lucky to soil in the garden is such a bitch to dig.

 

[SelfTawt]

Whilst he sleeps, super glue his cock to his bellybutton area. Hey, you were bored..Whilst he slept.
Murder is a bit extreme. Good luck.

 

[ishtat]

My wife frog marched me (only slight exaggeration ) to the Doctors to fix my snoring. One week and a heart bypass later, I stopped snoring. I was 44 at the time. It was the only symptom.

Check up recommended, or check out is a possibility. Good luck.

 

[Debbie]

Before bigred went to a sleep clinic and was diagnosed with sleep apnoea and got a cpap machine I was contemplating a bloodless murder scenario.

On a more serious note I'd been telling our previous dr that he actually stopped breathing several times a night and I'd elbow him.

It wasn't till the dr we have now listened to me and said best to get a proper check up with a sleep study that anything was discovered to be wrong.

The cpap machine is super quiet compared to the snoring I'd been listening to for quite a long time. I knew it wasn't his fault but omg.

 

[dumbeg4]

My apologies dolf for hijacking your post. I wanted to add my sleeping problem.
I suffer from RBD..rapid eye movement behaviour disorder.
I could, accidentally, kill or injure my sleeping partner. Sensibly, she chooses another bedroom!
I am not a violent person, nor paranoid, but I now have dreams where I am under threat. Unlike a normal dreamer, my muscles are not relaxed. I actually hit out at my attacker, do flying kicks, fly out of the bed.
I read about one poor man who did actually kill his wife and was imrisoned for murder before being properly diagnosed.
Spare me the quips about handcuffs, strait jackets, hard hats!
Be careful who you choose to sleep with

 

[Lancecastor]

Britchicks can complain about pretty much anything.

 

[Snugbug]

If I ever find someone to live with I kinda want my own room. I'm a very light sleeper and even when I share a bed with someone who doesn't snore it's hard to sleep as well as I do alone.

 

[Hypoxia]

No.

Murder them whilst awake, and not for what they did whilst asleep.

Other valid grounds exist.

Farting.

 

[Radiohead]

If you can't sleep, and they're snoring, sleeping diagonally, jamming a knee into your butt every three minutes, then waking up refreshed as you start another zombie day?

I'm quite fond of him, right up until the point where I want to go to sleep, and then I want to beat his brains out with a mug of Horlicks.

Your other half, yes. You, maybe.

 

[lickitandstickit]

If you can't sleep, and they're snoring, sleeping diagonally, jamming a knee into your butt every three minutes, then waking up refreshed as you start another zombie day?

I'm quite fond of him, right up until the point where I want to go to sleep, and then I want to beat his brains out with a mug of Horlicks.

have him do a sleep study, might have sleep apnea.. they can easily fix that..

EDIT: didn't notice the comments that suggested this already

 

[Rightguide]

If you can't sleep, and they're snoring, sleeping diagonally, jamming a knee into your butt every three minutes, then waking up refreshed as you start another zombie day?

I'm quite fond of him, right up until the point where I want to go to sleep, and then I want to beat his brains out with a mug of Horlicks.

Buy him some of these they might help. They work for me.

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[Aglaopheme]

Murder is off the menu thanks to his cpap and restless legs syndrome meds. There is hope for your's yet.

 

[Not Normal]

If you can't sleep, and they're snoring, sleeping diagonally, jamming a knee into your butt every three minutes, then waking up refreshed as you start another zombie day?

I'm quite fond of him, right up until the point where I want to go to sleep, and then I want to beat his brains out with a mug of Horlicks.

Two Words: Separate Bedrooms.

Works wonders for us.

 

[dolf]

he is saved. he went into the city, went to the speciality macaroon shop, bought deliciously overpriced treats, then delivered then to me at work.

however...

would hogtying him prevent fidgeting and bed hogging?

My apologies dolf for hijacking your post. I wanted to add my sleeping problem.
I suffer from RBD..rapid eye movement behaviour disorder.
I could, accidentally, kill or injure my sleeping partner. Sensibly, she chooses another bedroom!
I am not a violent person, nor paranoid, but I now have dreams where I am under threat. Unlike a normal dreamer, my muscles are not relaxed. I actually hit out at my attacker, do flying kicks, fly out of the bed.
I read about one poor man who did actually kill his wife and was imrisoned for murder before being properly diagnosed.
Spare me the quips about handcuffs, strait jackets, hard hats!
Be careful who you choose to sleep with

that is bloody terrifying.

 

[lickitandstickit]

Chocolate , the great equalizer... works everytime 60% of the time

 

[Froya]

Two Words: Separate Bedrooms.

Works wonders for us.

Given the space, this is such an appealing idea at times.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Before bigred went to a sleep clinic and was diagnosed with sleep apnoea and got a cpap machine I was contemplating a bloodless murder scenario.

On a more serious note I'd been telling our previous dr that he actually stopped breathing several times a night and I'd elbow him.

It wasn't till the dr we have now listened to me and said best to get a proper check up with a sleep study that anything was discovered to be wrong.

The cpap machine is super quiet compared to the snoring I'd been listening to for quite a long time. I knew it wasn't his fault but omg.

By chance, my hubby had his regular yearly heart checkup and the stress tests with radiation. He passed!
He then was sent to get an oxygen thing for his finger. Next month he goes to the lung doctor for further examination. As he sleeps, his oxygen levels lower.
This may be my occasional choking him when he wakes me up!

Two Words: Separate Bedrooms.

Works wonders for us.

Yes. We moved to a small home back where we used to live. Florida man got too scary. We had three bedrooms there but only used the one.
Now we have three here also. Small bedroom number one became ur laundry room. There's already a washer and dryer in the basement. It's too steep and difficult to go up and down those steps without a clothes basket.
So a new washer and dryer went in the first bedroom near the living room and bathroom. Perfect.
I took bedroom number two, the largest and in front. Hubby got bedroom number three even though he planned on taking bedroom number two. I have the tits. I win!
Now he gets up and goes in the living room half the night to play on the computer while I sleep happy. So far no one has been killed.

 

[juttjaw]

I don't snore, unless I've had a little much to drink. If so, I opt to sleep on the couch, or the "snore room" when the kids aren't home. I have horrible sleep problems, and I'm not the only one who snores. She's been known to wake me up with sounds I never thought possible would come from 110 lb woman. That and she drools, migrates in the king sized bed, sleeps with far to many pillows and jump flips to turn over. Murder her? No. She does my laundry. I think I'll keep her alive.

 

[jezzilee]

Sometimes I want to murder myself in my sleep...

 

[Super-Surprise]

Sometimes I want to murder myself in my sleep...

We definitely need to share a bed!

 

[jezzilee]

We definitely need to share a bed!

oh dear....

 

[dumbeg4]

Jezzilee

It's not fair what you are doing to that poor banana or rather, not doing.