Shit Bits

[Matthew Craig]

One time i was at a used book store downtown and they sold comics in the basement. But i really had to shit so i used their employee bathroom and a shit bit fell off the paper after i wiped and landed on the floor beside the toilet. Haha! I didn't even clean it up because like i give a fuck. Shit bits.

 

[phrodeau]

You are now disinvited to the White House.

 

[Matthew Craig]

You are now disinvited to the White House.

I'd only steal the diamond encrusted cutlery anyways.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'd only steal the diamond encrusted cutlery anyways.

Get a job with the wait staff at Mar-e-Lago. Then you can steel all the glitzy stuff you want.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Get a job with the wait staff at Mar-e-Lago. Then you can steel all the glitzy stuff you want.

I'm Canadian, not Mexican. And they do bag checks and pat downs before you leave the property.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm Canadian, not Mexican.

I won't hold that against you, 'migo.

...they do bag checks and pat downs before you leave the property.

Body cavity searches, too? Cameras on the perimeter so stuff can't be thrown over the barbed wire? Is garbage x-rayed before hauling?

Of course I'm assuming Tromp's cutlery is worth stealing. Real jewel-encrusted gold serving spoons, or fakes? Imagine making off with a valuable-looking load. Your fence only laughs at you. Sucker!

 

[phrodeau]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51i1FfqrxTL._SY355_.jpg

 

[Matthew Craig]

Burmp.

 

[EternalFantasies]

This from the man who previously called anal sex gross.

but, then again, he was brown nosing. pun intended.