Are These The End Times?

[Lancecastor]

I always enjoyed the Doomsday Cults of years gone by, from Jimmy Jones to the Solar Temple.

Arguably, today's various disasters ought to be big enough to put the fear in people.

ToysRUs has filed for Bankruptcy protection... surely that must be the fourth horsie?

Are these the End Times?

If so, what's your lube of choice, pillow biters?

 

[Lancecastor]

I have an old grrlfriend in Mexico City.

Hopefully the quake has taken her arranged marriage husband and their spawn.

Deliver her, oh God of Selfish Convenience!

 

[EternalFantasies]

Reported.

:Closedeyes:

 

[Hypoxia]

I've been thinking about how in prior decades the END OF THE WORLD guys and gals would be out there screaming about all the terminal signifiers. Haven't seen that lately. Maybe because Tromp makes it all seem too possible, too real. We let the End Times sneak up on us. We await the upcoming extinction-level event. Bring the popcorn.

 

[Que]

I did see a rider on a pale horse crossing the interstate. . .

 

[phrodeau]

I'm having split end times these days.

 

[GiaCat]

I always enjoyed the Doomsday Cults of years gone by, from Jimmy Jones to the Solar Temple.

Arguably, today's various disasters ought to be big enough to put the fear in people.

ToysRUs has filed for Bankruptcy protection... surely that must be the fourth horsie?

Are these the End Times?

If so, what's your lube of choice, pillow biters?

Yes,we are getting close. The Cubs won the World Series.

 

[neci]

times will go on.

he may not.

i talked to him last night, and he said he thought it was the end.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The End Times will not occur until Mississippi State meets Vanderbilt in the SEC Championship game. I think we'll be okay.

 

[jaF0]

Time for an end.

 

[toeskr]

The end of times will come when luk, aka Mc jerk ass and Rob aka Fraud slut finally confess their junior high crush to Que. And all will be well.

Amen.

 

[Hypoxia]

I hereby predict The End Of The World will happen next week.

If I miscalculated, then it'll occur the following week.

If not, then the next week. Or the next.

Eventually I'l be right. Selah!

 

[ishtat]

In any event I don't think that Lance is the Saoshyant.

 

[Lancecastor]

In any event I don't think that Lance is the Saoshyant.

One of my chums in law school was Zoroastrian...great name for a religion, very swashbuckling.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I see no sign of rapture yet...,


So no.

 

[Lancecastor]

I see no sign of rapture yet...,


So no.

You make it sound so simple....

http://www.allaboutgod.com/the-rapture.htm

 

[lickitandstickit]

https://i.giphy.com/media/VUIpj3q9zVTEI/200_s.gif

 

[silver gurl]

Perhaps. Work is being oddly quiet after a few events this week. No emails. Just do not speak to the press statement.

Hello? Is anybody in there?

 

[pointless]

just nod if you can hear me. is there anyone at home?

 

[silver gurl]

I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

 

[pointless]

so a pink floyd morning it is.

 

[jaF0]

We'll tell you what to dream.

 

[silver gurl]

Doom, gloom and Floyd. Why not.

 

[Hypoxia]

The end is near. We're all fucking doomed. Wealth will soon be worthless. Send me all your money. Bonds and deeds, too. You'll feel better, I promise.

 

[jaF0]

Who you? Joel Fucking Osteen?