My Baby Takes the Morning Train

[Carnevil9]

Younger members might not remember the song which goes like this:

My baby takes the morning train,
he works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
to find me waitin' for him...

How about a young bride, who stays home all day, waiting for her nine-to-five husband to come home from work. She tries to find new, creative ways to welcome him each day: dressed like a schoolgirl, or naked, or spread-eagled on the sofa, or covered in chocolate sauce, or wrapped up in Saran Wrap, or.... Well, she tries to get more and more creative with each passing day. The husband starts to anticipate each new day and each new surprise. Naturally, every homecoming results in a massive fuck-fest.

Something of course has to go wrong. Maybe she forgets that her mother is coming to visit, or that hubby is bringing his boss home for dinner, or that the super is coming to fix a leaky faucet, or..... well, that's up to the author!

 

[ericrodman101]

The football team

Or that hubby is bringing home the whole football team to watch the game.

 

[sirhugs]

Or that hubby is bringing home the whole football team to watch the game.

hard to top that, but for a variant:

The four couples from the bridge club (co-ed) is coming over for a night of cards and potluck...

 

[ericrodman101]

the foreign delegation

hard to top that, but for a variant:

The four couples from the bridge club (co-ed) is coming over for a night of cards and potluck...

Or a delegation of foreign businessmen - Japanese maybe - and they think he's laid on a fucktoy escort for the evening. He gets trapped somehow - I don't know, the bathroom door jams or something - and by the time he comes back one hell of a gangbang has kicked off.

 

[sirhugs]

Or a delegation of foreign businessmen - Japanese maybe - and they think he's laid on a fucktoy escort for the evening. He gets trapped somehow - I don't know, the bathroom door jams or something - and by the time he comes back one hell of a gangbang has kicked off.

but that's ok because he notices the mousy little translator in the corner, and when she whips off her glasses and unbuttons her top, she is every japanese newscaster bukkake fantasy he ever had come to life...

 

[ericrodman101]

Marica Hase

but that's ok because he notices the mousy little translator in the corner, and when she whips off her glasses and unbuttons her top, she is every japanese newscaster bukkake fantasy he ever had come to life...

damn! I knew you'd make me think of Marica Hase.
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[sirhugs]

damn! I knew you'd make me think of Marica Hase.
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I actually had Maria Ozawa in mind...

 

[JRaven]

Or that hubby is bringing home the whole football team to watch the game.

But how can you watch a football game if the football team is balling his missus?!?

 

[Hypoxia]

But how can you watch a football game if the football team is balling his missus?!?

1) different teams
2) tape delay
3) she's cloned
4) rewrite needed

 

[phil_o]

How about he don't come home, she just ends up waiting and waiting, looks out window for him, looks again, opens door and looks down the street, still no sign of his return, waiting.....

 

[sirhugs]

But how can you watch a football game if the football team is balling his missus?!?

.... the big screen is suspended up on the wall above a big plush pile of pillows of course, so when they get at it, hubby can watch both...

 

[Yerkiddin]

What if hubby has joked about letting his best friend have wife for sex at some point, and without thinking sends friend by the house to let wife know hubby will be late...

 

[Hypoxia]

.... the big screen is suspended up on the wall above a big plush pile of pillows of course, so when they get at it, hubby can watch both...

I think JRaven's point is that the fucking team and the screen team are not the same team in real time. That's why I suggested tape delay.

 

[sirhugs]

I think JRaven's point is that the fucking team and the screen team are not the same team in real time. That's why I suggested tape delay.

I assumed he brought local team to watch a televised game...like his college players to watch Monday Night football.