I'm New to the Bored

[raindancer]

Hello everyone, I'm new to the Bored.
Therefore, I shall fap instead.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who new?

 

[raindancer]

:faps:

 

[Saint Peter]

Faster!

 

[raindancer]

:beer:

 

[Saint Peter]

:bonfire:

 

[raindancer]

: buttholelicking:

 

[Saint Peter]

You seem to know your way around this place.

Are you sure you are new?

 

[raindancer]

I'm newly bored!

 

[Que]

I'm newly bored!

How large was the bore?

 

[Saint Peter]

You are a lucky fucker!

I just ordered air filters for my lawn mower. I need to get out more.

 

[Saint Peter]

I should have got a plug while I was at it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I should have got a plug while I was at it.

Here's a good one:

https://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/940/49099-1.jpg

Look at that sparkle.

 

[Que]

I should have got a plug while I was at it.

At a minimum, you should offer to tap her fresh bore.

/thread

 

[raindancer]

Bwahaha! You guys!

Obviously, I need to get out more as well.

 

[Saint Peter]

Here's a good one:

https://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/940/49099-1.jpg

Look at that sparkle.

Look at the joint lines in the black rubber.

Craftsmanship, fucker!

 

[Saint Peter]

It does have a nice sparkle.

 

[neci]

i want a sparkle plug!

 

[Saint Peter]

Matching sparkle plugs!

 

[Froya]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41SEh91OiGL.jpg


Mine is prettier.

 

[neci]

i've only had one, and i lost it to a natural disaster. i know it was posted in a different place. curved like a figure 8. i need another. it has been decided. unplug. crap everywhere. preferably the gb. fucking s'cat lovers.

 

[neci]

oh snap.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The glass crystal ones are kinda pretty.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/511hDHv-pRL._SY355_.jpg

https://img1.etsystatic.com/026/0/6771701/il_570xN.604012283_evad.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61FPeMQMS%2BL._SX522_.jpg

you could actually put those on the mantle or coffee table as ad-hoc art pieces for when company comes over.

 

[neci]

yes. and this one is called fat man, and this one is little boy.

 

[thør]

i want a sparkle plug!

They are not dishwasher safe.