North Korea: solved

[BoyNextDoor]

Drop 25 million iPhones on them and give them free WiFi and satellite access.

 

[DrDelirium]

Drop 25 million iPhones on them and give them free WiFi and satellite access.

South Korea is attempting this plan, with the additional feature that the Norks would be building their own iPhones. US opposes this plan on the basis that the Norks would then be able to hack the web and turn off the refrigerators of all Americans at once, causing mass starvation. Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov states that Russia has already hacked America's refrigerators and registered them to vote and would be able to reverse any NK hack well before overweight Americans starved to death. All that Russia would ask in return is for the US to agree to resolve the Ukrainian crisis by having Trump wrestle Putin, winner take all.

 

[Hypoxia]

Drop 25 million iPhones on them and give them free WiFi and satellite access.

In 1977 I suggested a similar plan to a USMC light colonel in my Rock Climbing & Back-Country Rescue workshop in then-Joshua Tree National Monument. (Had a few gyrenes in that class from adjacent USMC 29 Palms base.) He agreed it would be a great idea to airdrop a few tens of millions of amped-up CB radios over the Soviet Union, breaking the state's communications monopoly.

Maybe Col. Stone sent the idea up-channel but it obviously wasn't implemented because USSR lasted another 12 years. And Radio Shack didn't get rich. Ruined my stock portfolio.

 

[DMBFFF]

Better idea. Fly 747 or similarly-sized planes blasting FM, AM, and short wave transmissions. Use their equipment against them.

 

[Hypoxia]

Better idea. Fly 747 or similarly-sized planes blasting FM, AM, and short wave transmissions. Use their equipment against them.

Long ago did Sir Arthur C Clarke invent the concept of orbiting geostationary satellites relaying broadcast signals across the planet. An early story of the trope saw a hostile state (probably Red China) blast PR0NOGRAPHY down upon decadent Western nations to weaken their moral bearings.

Would such a focused EMF attack on DPRK have any effect? Beam them pix of food and clothes to arouse longings? Or of Tromp, to frighten them?

PS: 747s are being retired from commercial service. You should be able to buy some pretty cheap pretty soon.

 

[DMBFFF]

Long ago did Sir Arthur C Clarke invent the concept of orbiting geostationary satellites relaying broadcast signals across the planet. An early story of the trope saw a hostile state (probably Red China) blast PR0NOGRAPHY down upon decadent Western nations to weaken their moral bearings.

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Would such a focused EMF attack on DPRK have any effect? Beam them pix of food and clothes to arouse longings? Or of Tromp, to frighten them?

Maybe some "K-rock."

These days Trump is scaring fewer people, save conservatives with +100 IQs.