Dear Doctor Hashtag....

[Lancecastor]

...it hurts when I do "this".

What do you recommend?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

A minimum of 15 repetitions, three times a day.

 

[silver gurl]

...it hurts when I do "this".

What do you recommend?

Then don't do ",that"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

A minimum of 15 repetitions, three times a day.

Total Thumbs up!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Then don't do, "that."

fyp


OCD

 

[oggbashan]

...it hurts when I do "this".

What do you recommend?

Do the "other" or pay someone else to do "this".

 

[MGurkus]

Doctor dishrag has better ring to it.

 

[hsnh]

...it hurts when I do "this".

What do you recommend?

Anything But cheating on your spouse.

Get those sleazeballs outta the GB!

 

[Freudian_Slit]

Anything But cheating on your spouse.

Get those sleazeballs outta the GB!

Uh huh.

Now what's your impression of what a "real" doctor would say?

 

[hsnh]

Uh huh.

Now what's your impression of what a "real" doctor would say?

That STD's are contagious?

 

[Lancecastor]

The GB hates successful people, Dr. 'tag.

What would be your diagnosis as to their underlying disorder?

 

[Lancecastor]

Dear Doctor Hashtag;

Why don't people get heart cancer?

 

[Lancecastor]

Seriously... people get brain cancer, bone cancer, etc....but how come you never hear about heart cancer?

 

[Lancecastor]

It happens, but it's pretty rare.

I think they put a lid on that one... too scary.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Seriously... people get brain cancer, bone cancer, etc....but how come you never hear about heart cancer?

Never thought of that!

 

[water505]

Do it until you need glasses.

 

[Lancecastor]

I would like to submit Heart Cancer for consideration in the Scariest Disease and Best New Diss categories, please.

 

[MGurkus]

Dr dishrag was ban hammered twice over the past 12 hrs. Is there a cure?

 

[Freudian_Slit]

Dr dishrag was ban hammered twice over the past 12 hrs. Is there a cure?

I'm afraid it's stupidity is terminal.

 

[MGurkus]

I'm afraid it's stupidity is terminal.

I was hoping that was the case.

 

[Lancecastor]

If McGurkus and Slit (sounds like a new cop series on FX) were into necro, they could have a fourway with luk & fermi.

Perhaps this would give a new twist to "go fuck yourselves"?

 

[MGurkus]

The Dr's stupidity is apparently contagious.

Is there no cure for them?

 

[Lancecastor]

McGurkis n Slit, seen weekly on W....

http://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-o6vy9cv/products/33125/images/33564/255214__53340.1436896440.220.220.jpg?c=2

 

[MGurkus]

Am I the blond one? I always wanted to be a blond.

 

[Lancecastor]

Am I the blond one? I always wanted to be a blond.

You have top billing to avoid the pegly truth, so unless you read in Arabic, you're on the left, fuckface.