The Official Fuck Everyone and Suck My Dick Bitch Thread

[Matthew Craig]

And swallow.

 

[adrina]

No.

 

[Snugbug]

You forgot the magic word.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Do we really have to fuck everyone?

Hey, I'm good for two or three pops on a sunny day, but that's a tall order. Shouldn't we eat some half-shelled oysters first or somethin'?

 

[raindancer]

I only swallow when I love you.

 

[Hypoxia]

Swallows?

Go back to Capistrano.

And take your retards with you.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I only swallow when I love you.

You only love yourself!

 

[raindancer]

Not even close to true. I've swallowed quite a few.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I only swallow when I love you.

So...spitting means you like me, right?

 

[raindancer]

It's like you know me, Zumi.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Not even close to true. I've swallowed quite a few.

*slow clap*

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm sure OP will get many offers.

Some from humans.

Right.