Florida. It's Time To Haul ASS!

[FGB]

Like NOW!

 

[thør]

https://pics.me.me/teka-we-just-had-the-worst-hurricanein-recorded-history-kelorida-hold-27555051.png

 

[FGB]

Hell...

It's all Y'all's!

 

[Hypoxia]

Florida. It's Time To Haul ASS!

Like, to where? You think nearby states want to be overrun by Cubans, Yankee retirees, and peckerheads? Sure, the locals will be able to hike prices. There's always money to be made during disasters. Hey, double-up refugees in motel rooms but charge them extra!

I should try this on the Story Ideas forum: Refugees flee Florida, get entangled whilst escaping, have many hot erotic adventures. The KKK girls' soccer team gang-banging the Haitian weightlifter. Hookers making fortunes working traffic jams, van to van. A bruja (vodun witch) passes out Surf Survival Kits that turn women into mermaids... horny mermaids... insatiable mermaids. And so on.

 

[coachdb18]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the prospects of ... ready for it.. some rather spectacular Blow Jobs!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Like, to where? You think nearby states want to be overrun by Cubans, Yankee retirees, and peckerheads? Sure, the locals will be able to hike prices. There's always money to be made during disasters. Hey, double-up refugees in motel rooms but charge them extra!

I should try this on the Story Ideas forum: Refugees flee Florida, get entangled whilst escaping, have many hot erotic adventures. The KKK girls' soccer team gang-banging the Haitian weightlifter. Hookers making fortunes working traffic jams, van to van. A bruja (vodun witch) passes out Surf Survival Kits that turn women into mermaids... horny mermaids... insatiable mermaids. And so on.

Inland and away from the track of the storm. You don't have to travel to Montana.

By the time the hurricane’s center crosses the coast, the inflowing wind speed has increased to over half the primary circulation’s wind speed, so drier (and often cooler) air is fueling over half the eyewall, resulting in rapid weakening. The expansion of the wind field continues, but now much of the outer part of the hurricane’s circulation is experiencing enhanced roughness over land, so the size of the tropical storm and hurricane strength wind fields begin to decrease and eventually dissipate.

http://www.hurricanescience.org/science/science/hurricaneandland/

Certainly there are exceptions to that rule, and Irma may yet prove to be such an exception, but traveling inland a sufficient distance to avoid the storm surge is usually far enough to escape the worst.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I spoke to a cousin that lives down in Naples, Fl. He said that all outgoing flights are already sold out.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This one is moving at quite a clip which is why it will not produce the devastation of Houston where the eye just sat there.