"Teach me the ways of the world kind sir."

[Matthew Craig]

"And i will grant thee access to my genitals."

"Well toots, it all starts with thermodynamics."

 

[Bert Notorius]

this will help
for all that
life has to offer

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[Hypoxia]

Chocolate Ex-Lax.

A treat at both ends.

 

[MGurkus]

Put down the pipe.

 

[Matthew Craig]

this will help
for all that
life has to offer

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I'm always a bit scared for but stangely turned on by chicks who do ass to mouth.

 

[Hypoxia]

There's an old Jewish joke about "learning the ways of the world."

But I'm too tired and lazy to tell it now.

And I'm not Jewish.

 

[sweepthefloor]

last of the steam powered trains

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

this will help
for all that
life has to offer

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Thermodynamics at work! Blowing off steam and making liquids flow.