PM me your secret fantasies

[Matthew Craig]

I swears i won't tell nobody.

 

[HisArpy]

Two oranges, a teddy and some chocolate...

Oh wait, you said PM. Sorry.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Two oranges, a teddy and some chocolate...

Oh wait, you said PM. Sorry.

Look buddy... This is for the ladies only. You know... So they can tell me what their vagina's and/or mouths and assholes crave.

I don't need some s.o.b. making a MOCKERY of my thread. Got it? GOOD.

 

[Lyricalli]

Look buddy... This is for the ladies only. You know... So they can tell me what their vagina's and/or mouths and assholes crave.

I don't need some s.o.b. making a MOCKERY of my thread. Got it? GOOD.

I was just about to respond. Until I saw the apostrophe in vaginas. Oh well.

 

[Que]

I was just about to respond. Until I saw the apostrophe in vaginas. Oh well.

Some vaginas can be very possesive.

 

[HisArpy]

Look buddy... This is for the ladies only. You know... So they can tell me what their vagina's and/or mouths and assholes crave.

I don't need some s.o.b. making a MOCKERY of my thread. Got it? GOOD.

Wait, there was a sign making this for ladies only?

Let me check, BRB...

<insert jeopardy theme here>

Nope no sign. Phew, for a second there I thought I'd missed something.

MOCKERY? MOCKERY???? I'll have you know I was serious. Hand dipped chocolate orange slices are definitely a serious fantasy for some people. And for you of the younger "knowledgeable" generation, you have no idea how powerful chocolate is to the female of the species. Nope, you resort to chemicals secretly infused into unwatched drinks instead of a nice offer of a truffle or three with champagne.

I actually know a guy who was accosted and sexually used for a week merely because he had 2 Hershey's bars sticking out of his back pocket as he walked down the street in a "shady" neighborhood. The poor guy, he spends most of his time nowadays sitting in the park with a box of See's Candies on his lap. At least he still has a nice smile.