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Go away for an evening and most of a day and the thread gets renewed! While Shiva sleeps we'll raid the fridge and see what's behind the bar.:catgrin:
 
AnalCreampieGiver said:
Good morning! How does one have a "sexy fun" day?? That sounds like it could be interesting lol
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Hi ACPG! (that's your new nickname :D )

I would say sexy fun days are the kind where you get up to no good. Like pressing your hot, wet body up against someone elses, and inserting rod A into slot B. ;)

Or having a very clandestine internet encounter, which raises your pulse to exercise levels and leaves you tingly in the nethers.

You get what I'm saying, right?
 
light_shiva said:
Hi ACPG! (that's your new nickname :D )

I would say sexy fun days are the kind where you get up to no good. Like pressing your hot, wet body up against someone elses, and inserting rod A into slot B. ;)

Or having a very clandestine internet encounter, which raises your pulse to exercise levels and leaves you tingly in the nethers.

You get what I'm saying, right?
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I like it! I've been called ACG (makes me feel like a president lol) but ACPG has a better ring to it. Of course I'll answer to either :)

Rod A into Slot B? Sounds like you're trying to build something :D

But yeah, I get what you're saying lol everyone needs a sexy fun day!
 
AnalCreampieGiver said:
I like it! I've been called ACG (makes me feel like a president lol) but ACPG has a better ring to it. Of course I'll answer to either :)

Rod A into Slot B? Sounds like you're trying to build something :D

But yeah, I get what you're saying lol everyone needs a sexy fun day!
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If your name was just AnalCreamGiver that would have a COMPLETELY different connotation to it :D

But if you're not trying to look 'presidential' with that avatar and those quotes, I don't know what you were trying to do.

Also I lurked your profile. Dafuq! You're a young man still!! :eek:

I wonder exactly what it is I was trying to build? :rolleyes: I need a sexy fun day stat!!
 
light_shiva said:
If your name was just AnalCreamGiver that would have a COMPLETELY different connotation to it :D

But if you're not trying to look 'presidential' with that avatar and those quotes, I don't know what you were trying to do.

Also I lurked your profile. Dafuq! You're a young man still!! :eek:

I wonder exactly what it is I was trying to build? :rolleyes: I need a sexy fun day stat!!
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That's true lol AnalCreamGiver just sounds weird though :eek:

I'm probably one of the younger people on Lit :)

The more you get to know me, the weirder I seem. That and every person I have quoted on my signature mean something to me. I've always had this weird fantasy of being the president of the United States and a lot of my heroes have been or have ran for president.

I think you were trying to build some sort of sex machine? or a table? :D and I'm in the same boat! Sexy fun days for everyone!
 
AnalCreampieGiver said:
That's true lol AnalCreamGiver just sounds weird though :eek:

I'm probably one of the younger people on Lit :)

The more you get to know me, the weirder I seem. That and every person I have quoted on my signature mean something to me. I've always had this weird fantasy of being the president of the United States and a lot of my heroes have been or have ran for president.

I think you were trying to build some sort of sex machine? or a table? :D and I'm in the same boat! Sexy fun days for everyone!
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That was the point I was making.. It uh, sounds too sexy LOL :D

Yes, but it's amazing to think that you never shared the earth with Kurt or Andy, yet you're still an adult. That makes me old AF!!

Well if you do become president, please do a better job than the current one! Don't pick wars with other countries, discriminate against people because of race, gender, sexual orientation or trans status. And for the love of gods, legalize weed and prostitution. If you do that like 80% of the US's poverty and crime problems will just vanish into thin air. I'll vote for you if you do :D

I'd love to build a sex machine, though I don't think Ikea sells the parts for that. ;)
 
light_shiva said:
That was the point I was making.. It uh, sounds too sexy LOL :D

Yes, but it's amazing to think that you never shared the earth with Kurt or Andy, yet you're still an adult. That makes me old AF!!

Well if you do become president, please do a better job than the current one! Don't pick wars with other countries, discriminate against people because of race, gender, sexual orientation or trans status. And for the love of gods, legalize weed and prostitution. If you do that like 80% of the US's poverty and crime problems will just vanish into thin air. I'll vote for you if you do :D

I'd love to build a sex machine, though I don't think Ikea sells the parts for that. ;)
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If that makes you feel old, well I'm just going to drink my Milk of Magnesia and enjoy the Lawrence Welk show.
 
light_shiva said:
That was the point I was making.. It uh, sounds too sexy LOL :D

Yes, but it's amazing to think that you never shared the earth with Kurt or Andy, yet you're still an adult. That makes me old AF!!

Well if you do become president, please do a better job than the current one! Don't pick wars with other countries, discriminate against people because of race, gender, sexual orientation or trans status. And for the love of gods, legalize weed and prostitution. If you do that like 80% of the US's poverty and crime problems will just vanish into thin air. I'll vote for you if you do :D

I'd love to build a sex machine, though I don't think Ikea sells the parts for that. ;)
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I'm assuming that Kurt is Kurt Cobain? I'm drawing a blank on who Andy is but Kurt Cobain is my all time favorite singer! :D I love grunge music and don't feel old on my account lol I personally don't consider anyone to be old unless they're in their 60's :)

Well I would do 100% percent that and then some! I'm very progressive politically which should be obvious since my three political idols are John Kennedy, Franklin Roosevelt and especially Bobby Kennedy lol I'm honestly surprised that marijuana has ever been criminalized knowing that the worst thing it causes is the munchies :D and prostitution, I think, should be legal between consenting adults. I like to think if I was president, that I would be one of the more popular ones :)

I've never been to an Ikea but I highly doubt they would.. lmao you're pretty funny to be honest!
 
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