If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[troubledone]

Pork sausages

 

[SweetSara86]

See, you just made my day.

Your basket this morning...carefully arranged stuff, with a pack of ultra thin tampons on top. Hoping to spread the image that you are still tight.

Playgirl magazine and various sizes of zucchini and cucumbers and toilet paper

 

[Porkwarrior]

Pork sausages

Microwaveable hot pockets.

Playgirl magazine and various sizes of zucchini and cucumbers and toilet paper

VINTAGE Brad Pitt Playgirl being sold on consignment, one girthy cucumber, bottle of lube, one precooked chicken and a bottle of cheap spanish red wine.

 

[troubledone]

Aphrodisiacs

 

[SweetSara86]

Microwaveable hot pockets.



VINTAGE Brad Pitt Playgirl being sold on consignment, one girthy cucumber, bottle of lube, one precooked chicken and a bottle of cheap spanish red wine.

Axe , pack of mentos, prepackaged sushi & soft pack of Newport cigarettes

 

[troubledone]

Axe , pack of mentos, prepackaged sushi & soft pack of Newport cigarettes

Fresh underwear to repĺace those that can be washed no more

 

[SweetSara86]

Fresh underwear to repĺace those that can be washed no more

Autotrader and a bag of chips ahoy cookies

 

[troubledone]

Autotrader and a bag of chips ahoy cookies

A six pack of Budweiser to go with the chips

 

[blazin24]

A six pack of Budweiser to go with the chips

stylish cuff links

 

[LizVegas79]

stylish cuff links

A 2018 Chippendale's calendar?

 

[UnchainedWordist]

A 2018 Chippendale's calendar?

Lol. I'm almost afraid to answer this question...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Lol. I'm almost afraid to answer this question...

An assortment of chains and dictionaries.

 

[LizVegas79]

An assortment of chains and dictionaries.

Viagra, Cialis, fresh oysters, champagne, roses, multivitamins, baby oil, Tylenol, Ben Gay ....

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Viagra, Cialis, fresh oysters, champagne, roses, multivitamins, baby oil, Tylenol, Ben Gay ....

Bed linens, sheetrock, a new blouse, and bubble bath

 

[SweetSara86]

Old spice, a couple of artichokes and some Cool Whip

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Old spice, a couple of artichokes and some Cool Whip

Rope, frozen pizza, and mints

 

[SweetSara86]

Rope, frozen pizza, and mints

Folger's coffee, Maxim magazine and baby wipes

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Folger's coffee, Maxim magazine and baby wipes

Lol!!!

Nipple clamps, Smirnoff, and A chocolate eclair

 

[_valkyrie_]

Red popsicles, red vines, red wine and Rocky Road ice cream.

 

[SweetSara86]

Paper towels, bleach and hefty garbage bags

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Paper towels, bleach and hefty garbage bags

Coconut Oil, "The Secretary", and a jar of pickles

 

[_valkyrie_]

Paracord, heavy duty duct tape and latex gloves.

 

[SweetSara86]

Coconut Oil, "The Secretary", and a jar of pickles

What's " The Secretary"

Dentugrip, apple sauce and collectors plates with sailboats on them

 

[LizVegas79]

Paper towels, bleach and hefty garbage bags

Bedazzled flip-flops, white string bikini, cute little sundress, lip gloss, a map.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Paracord, heavy duty duct tape and latex gloves.

Golden apples, nectar, and ambrosia