Nominations Thread: Lance's GB Grrlfriend

[Lancecastor]

As the GB's Most Eligible Bachelor, I think it's time I selected an Online Grrlfriend.

The Benefits are obvious...the lucky grrl will not only have Exclusive Online Access to my legendary, enormous penis...but also The Sex Toe.

And the instant GB Celebrity which accrues to the lucky grrl.

Nominations will remain open for 8 Days, followed by the Erection Poll to Crown Lance's GB Grrlfriend.

Thank you in advance for your considered, thoughtful nominations.

 

[Libsam]

I can be your grillfriend.
You bring the meat and I'll give it a nice char on the open flame.

 

[Super-Surprise]

doll_parts85

 

[MGurkus]

Lisbam is good if you like the low information, racist type. If you like trannies, dishrag will always be available because, well, just ewwww.

 

[Que]

Silver gurl has the advantage of propinquity.

 

[Lancecastor]

Silver gurl has the advantage of propinquity.

Geographically desirable, yes....but she's never been a propinq; strictly a weekend hobbyist.

Or at least that's what she's always told me.

Then again, her mouth was full, so maybe I misunderstood.

 

[Libsam]

Lisbam is good if you like the low information, racist type. If you like trannies, dishrag will always be available because, well, just ewwww.

squeeee! My first hardcore troll post! Will you please make one dedicated to trolling just me, too? That would make my day

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/59/f6/8f/59f68f18d06e36074e0f585ba799ca01.gif

 

[Adre]

LTR might accept the position as long as lace agrees to pork Sean.

 

[Lancecastor]

He's too stretched out.

 

[FGB]

squeeee! My first hardcore troll post! Will you please make one dedicated to trolling just me, too? That would make my day

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/59/f6/8f/59f68f18d06e36074e0f585ba799ca01.gif

I remember my first troll post...We had a tradition around here of thanking the board because we had finally arrived and our own troll was proof!

So take a bow!

You earned it!

 

[MGurkus]

squeeee! My first hardcore troll post! Will you please make one dedicated to trolling just me, too? That would make my day

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/59/f6/8f/59f68f18d06e36074e0f585ba799ca01.gif

Hardcore troll post? Not quite, tubby. It was an endorsement for you, lance likes them dumb.

 

[Lancecastor]

My dreams are not as empty as my conscience seems to be, you know.

 

[silver gurl]

You have hours, only lonely.....

 

[Libsam]

I remember my first troll post...We had a tradition around here of thanking the board because we had finally arrived and our own troll was proof!

So take a bow!

You earned it!

Hardcore troll post? Not quite, tubby. It was an endorsement for you, lance likes them dumb.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjvvqPtZF1qko769o7_r3_250.gif

 

[Lancecastor]

You were supposed to go with "fated to telling only lies".

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Phelia


Taming of the Shrew...

 

[Lancecastor]

I'd do a Pygmalion revival, but no Shrews, thanks.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just put a saddle on it and a bit in its mouth...

 

[Lancecastor]

Just put a saddle on it and a bit in its mouth...

I've been married before; hoping for something better than that from an Interweb Romance.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It needs to be cropped too...



:nods:

 

[MGurkus]

Just put a saddle on it and a bit in its mouth...

Ah, the princess technique.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Silver gurl has the advantage of propinquity.

I learned a new word. Thank you.

 

[EternalFantasies]

As the GB's Most Eligible Bachelor, I think it's time I selected an Online Grrlfriend.

Just one?

 

[Lancecastor]

Just one?

Yes, just one...my online assignations are faithful.

 

[EternalFantasies]

How passé of you.