LizVegas79
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm gay...
Have you heard the one about the two gay lumberjacks who go into the woods to chop down a tree?
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm gay...
Have you heard about the fun the two gay lumberjacks had working on each other's wood?
if you're going to get in the mood in the woods, you could hone your bone in poison ivy, poison ivy.
She'll go dutch but then you'd better not touch.
Listen, I make my decisions about who I'll sleep with based on who buys me a dinner of carpaccio!
I always thought of you as a raw meat kind of woman.
Mmm... like a cavewoman (except for all the lice).
Glistening in mold, but it's not that old.
It's nighttime, let me fly of this freaking cave!
There to inspect the goblet for hairs, I got my tongue stuck in it.
Honey, I have a mask: Are you binding these men?
I got to say that that's a little woody-- is that even four inches.
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'Shrugging dam queers'
I'm over by the Russian hookers, acting like Trump, and waiting for the floodgates to open...
Poor etiquette dictates that pleading with people to pee on your bodily fluids is a proper exchange of politesse.
"Wait, miss, I asked for your number, not a plumber's bum!"
Maybe she's trying to sell me some.
"Sorry ma'm. I paid to munch, but not you."
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she has a depraved beaver
Who does that anymore?
Exactamente! He is the Gaucho, senor!
Can you reproduce me?
Alas, I'm prefer to dress like a woman.
Cross-dressing is the way go towards facing the altar.
What about the bride? We'll need to undress her before bedding.