Whats up with this "oil checking" fad

[Fala]

If somebody EVAH walked up behind me and jabbed their thumb into my ass thru my clothing....they'd be picking themselves up off the floor.

Apparently this seems to be most prevalent among "women on men" assault.


It's called "assault" folks. Sexual assault. Don't do it....it's not funny.

 

[silver gurl]

Our President says you can grab them by the pussy. So it must be ok.

 

[jaF0]

Whatchu'talkin'bout Falalala?

 

[Saint Peter]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7h_rdXZQ--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j55arzab6kjjpg.jpg

 

[thør]

Someone must be a quart low........

 

[Fala]

Our President says you can grab them by the pussy. So it must be ok.

Meh...neither is palatable (no pun intended) ....however, penetration is where this really becomes a crime.

I hope nobody comes in here now, shrieking about me saying that grabbing one's pussy is ok. Criminy, seems like there is always a bitch on this board who wants to take issue/pick apart anybody's comments on this board.

silver gurl...I'm in no way referring to you, doll. I happen to adore you.

 

[Fala]

Someone must be a quart low........

Hahahaha! Ok, that was funny.

 

[water505]

That's gas exploration, not oil.

 

[Fala]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7h_rdXZQ--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j55arzab6kjjpg.jpg

I suppose it all comes down to......"did she like it"?

and....were the police called...

 

[Fala]

Whatchu'talkin'bout Falalala?

LOL....quite possibly something *you* might actually enjoy!

Hey....I pass no judgement on that if it's consensual.

 

[Saint Peter]

I suppose it all comes down to......"did she like it"?

and....were the police called...

I am not a wrestling fan and do not watch the sport. I have no idea how often that move is employed or what the rules allow.

 

[thør]

Hahahaha! Ok, that was funny.

Laughing aside, if it's non-consensual, then it's wrong.

 

[MonaLittle]

*dipstick*

 

[silver gurl]

Meh...neither is palatable (no pun intended) ....however, penetration is where this really becomes a crime.

I hope nobody comes in here now, shrieking about me saying that grabbing one's pussy is ok. Criminy, seems like there is always a bitch on this board who wants to take issue/pick apart anybody's comments on this board.

silver gurl...I'm in no way referring to you, doll. I happen to adore you.

Thanks dear.
No one has the right to touch anyone, anywhere.
Are you referring to the Taylor Swift case?

 

[Fala]

I am not a wrestling fan and do not watch the sport. I have no idea how often that move is employed or what the rules allow.

"sphincter flip"?


,,,,next move should be....

oh lawdy...I'm not even gonna go there.

 

[Saint Peter]

*tap out*

 

[thør]

*dipstick*

Engine, tranny, transfer, pumpkins, brake, or clutch fluid??

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

*dipstick*

That used to be a redneck name for a slightly mental dude.

Back in school and at work 'friends' would poke a finger in the ass thru clothing. It was lovingly called being GOOSED. Nothing sexual or inserted. After all, try sticking a finger up an ass while the dipstick is wearing coveralls or jeans!
No matter, it always pissed me off. Dumb ased dipsticks.

Actual oil had nothing to do with it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Our President says you can grab them by the pussy. So it must be ok.

If she's willing, then it's okay. Otherwise, it's sexual battery.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Engine, tranny, transfer, pumpkins, brake, or clutch fluid??

So you're saying a transexual type person is a dipstick?

 

[Fala]

Thanks dear.
No one has the right to touch anyone, anywhere.
Are you referring to the Taylor Swift case?

Nooooo....I'm referring to one of those 'real' shows...or whatever they call them. Like the Bachelor?...not sure, I don't watch those shows.


TMZ just aired the story! Go to the TMZ site for details.

What's sad here...is how does a dude react to such an assault...I don't care how pretty the girl is.

 

[thør]

So you're saying a transexual type person is a dipstick?

Tranny fluid.

 

[Boxlicker101]

That used to be a redneck name for a slightly mental dude.

Back in school and at work 'friends' would poke a finger in the ass thru clothing. It was lovingly called being GOOSED. Nothing sexual or inserted. After all, try sticking a finger up an ass while te dipstick is wearing coveralls or jeans!
No matter, it always pissed me off. Dumb ased dipsticks.

Actual oil had nothing to do with it.

I used to watch "Dukes of Hazard" sometimes, and that was a common mild insult. I thought it meant "dipshit," which was a Southern epithet, but the dialogue was cleaned up to be said on TV.

 

[MonaLittle]

Engine, tranny, transfer, pumpkins, brake, or clutch fluid??

All of the above. Or, none. What do I know?

That used to be a redneck name for a slightly mental dude.

Back in school and at work 'friends' would poke a finger in the ass thru clothing. It was lovingly called being GOOSED. Nothing sexual or inserted. After all, try sticking a finger up an ass while the dipstick is wearing coveralls or jeans!
No matter, it always pissed me off. Dumb ased dipsticks.

Actual oil had nothing to do with it.

Really? Are you sure you don't mean Dipshit?

 

[hsnh]

If somebody EVAH walked up behind me and jabbed their thumb into my ass thru my clothing....they'd be picking themselves up off the floor.

Apparently this seems to be most prevalent among "women on men" assault.


It's called "assault" folks. Sexual assault. Don't do it....it's not funny.

I just checked "oil checking" in Uban dictionary, then I googled ot.
Is your OP related to this incident?

Houseguests furious over unwanted butt poking
https://www.reddit.com/r/BigBrother/comments/6smov5/houseguests_furious_over_unwanted_butt_poking/

But then, I'm not that good at picking up subtext online sorry if I spoiled the fun.