I heard your mom fucked your dad.

[Matthew Craig]

He penetrated her vagina with his erect penis and ejaculated semen into her vaginal cavity.

 

[lovetoread]

gross

my mom did not have sex with my dad

 

[adrina]

I heard someone saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

 

[thør]

gross

my mom did not have sex with my dad

My mom did. And she liked it.

 

[ryan8558]

My mom did. And she liked it.

Your mom had sex with LTR's dad?

 

[MelissaBaby]

He penetrated her vagina with his erect penis and ejaculated semen into her vaginal cavity.

Yeah, and look what it got her.

 

[thør]

Your mom had sex with LTR's dad?

I'm certain of it.

 

[lovetoread]

well he was a sailor

 

[pink]

I came via the stork.

 

[ryan8558]

I'm certain of it.

well he was a sailor

carry on

 

[thør]

well he was a sailor

As long as he wasn't a fisherman. She didn't care much for fishermen.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://cs-cdn.crazyshit.com/2016/06/25-when-the-d-fits-like-a-glove.gif

 

[OldJourno]

I came via the stork.

Was the stork hung like a Hebrew National?

 

[Lancecastor]

I came via the stork.

No doubt.

 

[Lancecastor]

I came via the stork.

@ lilith fair?

 

[Lancecastor]

I came via the stork.

All the other stork cum jokes.

 

[Lancecastor]

I came via the stork.

Was his name Vlasic?

 

[Lancecastor]

Remember when it was so busy here you'd have to come up with replies rapidfire or you'd miss a whole page of posts?

 

[Lancecastor]

I blame that fucking gold digging crow, Butters.

She destroyed Lit.

 

[OldJourno]

Remember when it was so busy here you'd have to come up with replies rapidfire or you'd miss a whole page of posts?

In my previous life.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I heard your mom fucked your dad. Yep! Right after my dad and most of the neighbors fucked your mom. Your're still lucky, your mom didn't have any kids with a dick.

I heard someone saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

Well, actually your mommy was sucking Santa's cock right after Santa fucked your sister.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Was his name Vlasic?

Vlasic is a pickle.
Take your time. There's no one else here.

 

[Hypoxia]

Some here were found in cabbage patches, I'm sure of it.

Some here should have been left there.

Kim-chee candidates.

 

[Comshaw]

I heard someone saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

Where? Not their location......







Comshaw

 

[Comshaw]

He penetrated her vagina with his erect penis and ejaculated semen into her vaginal cavity.

In combat boots the both of 'em.


Comshaw