Matthew Craig
Literotica Guru
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- Mar 6, 2005
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What the hell happened to this board?
Also, show us your clits!
Also, show us your clits!

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Hi Matthew,
Still grumpy? Still comic collecting? Still crazy?
Lurve me.
What the hell happened to this board?
Also, show us your clits!![]()
We haven't been here long enough to know whether this board has gone to Hell or not.What the hell happened to this board?
Also, show us your clits!![]()
Tell you what, I'll spunk on your junk and then you can trib with your girl.You can lurve, but at a safe distance and only if you wash.
nice to see that you are still alive.
be well mc.
After you left, it went downhill.![]()
You almost made the GB HOF nominations!![]()
We haven't been here long enough to know whether this board has gone to Hell or not.
It could be true that it's gone to pot.
Most guys ask for tits, not clits.
Those who are gay ask for cocks.
Not many ladies here ask for penis pics.
There are so many Alts it's difficult knowing who have dicks.
To stay on topic with any luck
This shit will rhyme but I don't give a fuck.
Still gotem all in boxes downstairs!Matty returns...
What about action figures? I miss that pic of you in dim lighting with the action figured lined up behind you, hung on the wall.
Tell you what, I'll spunk on your junk and then you can trib with your girl.
And why is that so hard to find in porn?
All these ten page threads of airbrushed porn. Jesus fuck..
Neat. And i don't even like stuff!
And you sound like a cuck!
Still gotem all in boxes downstairs!
You are out of the basement?
After you left, it went downhill.![]()
the ault was always funniest
Welcome back?
You can ask Laurel and Manpoo i've never had an alt, sucka.