Bjerget
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I'd rather have it on SundayIf you want it on ice cream, I'll do my best
*stops and gawks*
Fuck Your Partner In Ten Posts Or Less!
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That's alright, Shiva. It's not the first time I've had a girl fall asleep on me.
Er, I mean... Let's just pretend I didn't say anything just then...
Anyway, you're forgiven, and welcome to resume, if you wish.
ViciousTease
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Eh, everyone has seen those. Now get your butt on stage and shake your money maker, baby!
SeanBurns1975
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ViciousTease
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I haven't seen them, and I'm somebody
We can resolve that easily enough.
Now, about the show ... I bought tickets and everything.
SeanBurns1975
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We can resolve that easily enough.
Now, about the show ... I bought tickets and everything.
I would offer myself as tribute again but my last partner abandoned me at post 9... I'm still heart broken
We can resolve that easily enough.
Now, about the show ... I bought tickets and everything.
I don't do solo
ViciousTease
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Ever?
Here? Never . . . at home, well I did see some nice boobs tonight, just sayin
ViciousTease
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Here? Never . . . at home, well I did see some nice boobs tonight, just sayin
I ... umm ... I have no idea what you're talking about. *adjusts halo, turning it slightly so the broken piece doesn't show*
Never in public I can accept. Never ever scared me for a second. I mean, surely those things just spontaneously fire at some point.
Yeah, mostly in middle school though.
But I did know a stripper that could make it explode without touching it.
ViciousTease
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Yeah, mostly in middle school though.
But I did know a stripper that could make it explode without touching it.
Ok, we need her on stage! I wanna see that.
JennyNo1
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Oh, crap, this was the first thing I saw when I logged in.....I'm dying here! You are insane, but in a good way!
ViciousTease
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Not sure it would happen on stage
Feel free to share every detail. Please. Pretty please.
lesyex19
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Hey, we were in well before post 9!!! Or at least, you were! If I stopped early, it was a miscount. Sorry to leave you hanging in that case!I would offer myself as tribute again but my last partner abandoned me at post 9... I'm still heart broken
ViciousTease
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I suggest a rematch. Seems only fair ...
Wild_Honey_66
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ViciousTease
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Oooh, and a highlight reel! We could replay the juicy parts in slow motion.
It has to be in HD though, my eyes arent as good as they once were
Wild_Honey_66
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Oooh, and a highlight reel! We could replay the juicy parts in slow motion.
Uhhh... *rethinks my reservation*
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