I just ordered a pizza.

[MGurkus]

It should be here in 30-40 in case you were wondering.

 

[adrina]

But does it have pineapple on it?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

It should be here in 30-40 in case you were wondering.

30-40 minutes?? You're not accounting for the variables. The variables, dammit!

 

[MGurkus]

But does it have pineapple on it?

It's a pizza, so no.

 

[adrina]

Pity.

 

[MGurkus]

30-40 minutes?? You're not accounting for the variables. The variables, dammit!

I've done the math enough to know. There are dangers in second guessing.

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

But what about the significant figures?

 

[MGurkus]

They were deemed insignificant upon adding hot wings to the order.

 

[JinSun]

I'm a little out of the loop, who's alt are you?

 

[Hypoxia]

It's easy here. We turn on our oven and call-in an order to the bake-your-own parlor a mile away over mountain dirt roads. Then we get dressed and drive the 4x4 past the bear scat, potholes, and nudist camp. They've built the pizza by the time we reach the drive-through parlor, and our oven's hot by the time we return. A few minutes later we drag out a bottle of dago red and we're happy. No problem.

We never got into a Japanese-style pizza like peanutbutter-shrimp-pesto. Not brave.