So I Am Invited To A Gay Wedding.

[FGB]

Females.

I knew one of them slightly back in the Eighties...hung around with us at our table at the old Mill Club.

I am torn between I really don't do weddings and getting to see a couple of Girls kiss...and laughing my ass off at finding that they are registered at Walmart!

Only in Texas.

 

[chillywilly2]

Go for it could be lotsa women there. Some even straight.

 

[Que]

I think you should offer to let them borrow the sybian for the honeymoon.

 

[thør]

Females.

I knew one of them slightly back in the Eighties...hung around with us at our table at the old Mill Club.

I am torn between I really don't do weddings and getting to see a couple of Girls kiss...and laughing my ass off at finding that they are registered at Walmart!

Only in Texas.

Are they furnishing dinner at the reception?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Are they furnishing dinner at the reception?

Yeah, but I heard that since it's Texas they're having a hell of a time finding someone who will bake them a wedding cake.

 

[thør]

Yeah, but I heard that since it's Texas they're having a hell of a time finding someone who will bake them a wedding cake.

Do they do cakes in TX? I thought they only smoked briskets.

 

[pointless]

what a douchebag.

 

[Libsam]

Do they do cakes in TX? I thought they only smoked briskets.

Texas Sheet Cake

 

[doowdniw]

Is there a Costco nearby? For cake.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is there a Costco nearby? For cake.

Texas it's Sam's club territory

 

[Aglaopheme]

How on Earth did you get an invite?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Females.

I knew one of them slightly back in the Eighties...hung around with us at our table at the old Mill Club.

I am torn between I really don't do weddings and getting to see a couple of Girls kiss...and laughing my ass off at finding that they are registered at Walmart!

Only in Texas.

Okay, that was funnier than expected.

 

[Lancecastor]

Chances are at least one of the bridesmaids will be hankering for some strange reception penis, so bring yours.

 

[Disgustipated]

How on Earth did you get an invite?

His used Symbian collection brings all the lesbians to the chapel.

 

[contrifan32]

How do you answer when asked if you are with the bride or the bride?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How do you answer when asked if you are with the bride or the bride?

I'm down wid
de struggle brah!!!

 

[pensivepoet]

How on Earth did you get an invite?

Someone has to drive the bus

 

[FL30]

I would go

I would go, you don't know who just might be there.

A new girlfriend, a new FWB....

Not all the guests will be gay/lesbian

If you don't want to go, send me the invite and I'll go on your behalf as I'm in Texas, too.

 

[pensivepoet]

Remember, this is Texas
A church full of lesbians packing heat sounds dangerous

 

[pointless]

How do you answer when asked if you are with the bride or the bride?

you know lesbians are people, right? people, just in case you didn't know, generally have names. weird, right?

 

[MGurkus]

Attending a gay wedding is the first step to becoming a homosexual.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Remember, this is Texas
A church full of lesbians packing heat sounds dangerous

okay


I laughed.


I am a very bad man.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

you know lesbians are people, right? people, just in case you didn't know, generally have names. weird, right?

What?


They're not Greeks or a subspecies of lobster?

 

[MGurkus]

okay


I laughed.


I am a very bad man.

Wrong, you are a stupid, predictable, moccasin muncher.