do YOU fear the reaper?

[hobbit.]

well you might want to consder your stance.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Deny

well you might want to consder your stance.

NO! The old farmer in the field seems to know how to handle the reaper. I'm sure he's bailed hay before. It's a grim thought but true.

 

[hobbit.]

NO! The old farmer in the field seems to know how to handle the reaper. I'm sure he's bailed hay before. It's a grim thought but true.

Did the farmer check the field for possible obstruction prior to commencing oporrations though?

 

[Sean]

Did the farmer check the field for possible obstruction prior to commencing oporrations though?

I'm pretty sure I've told you this before but the thought of you as the safety officer on any project terrifies the fuck out of me.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Did the farmer check the field for possible obstruction prior to commencing oporrations though?

The farmers around here have been reaping for many years. Now and then body parts are found bailed with the hay.
But that's from the bailer, not the reaper.

 

[hobbit.]

I'm pretty sure I've told you this before but the thought of you as the safety officer on any project terrifies the fuck out of me.

chill axebro, the HSE are open to all things reasonably practicable.its al about the ratio of survivors based on the ratio of the possible body count. trust me, im a professional

 

[hobbit.]

The farmers around here have been reaping for many years. Now and then body parts are found bailed with the hay.
But that's from the bailer, not the reaper.

so the reaper is functioning within reasonable parameters.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'll settle for a fast, painless death, thank you.

Maybe driving off a bridge or into a fuel tanker if needed.

"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers." --Jack Handy

 

[doowdniw]

Only when there is not enough cowbell. (It always needs more cowbell.)

 

[Kazakhstan]

well you might want to consder your stance.

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[EternalFantasies]

..Boo

 

[Que]

Depends entirely upon how much cowbell is involved.

 

[jaF0]

I got a welcome mat out on my front and back porches with a sign on the roof. Dumbass hasn't been able to find me yet.

Side question .... anybody ever see the various screenplays where Death takes some time off and the world goes nuts because nobody is dying?

 

[Kazakhstan]

https://up7.xhcdn.com/000/138/427/598_1000.gif

"My granddaughter has been teasing me. She says I'm old and can't fuck anymore."

https://up7.xhcdn.com/000/138/427/599_1000.gif

"Well, she is wrong. Wait a second, I think my heart just stopped. Oh fuck."

 

[thør]

well you might want to consder your stance.

Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared, saying don't be afraid

 

[hobbit.]

Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared, saying don't be afraid

the train now standing at platform.......

the soft white underbelly of life.

 

[nowisthetime]

I'm not afraid of dying. Earth sucks.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared, saying don't be afraid

I was wondering, when would the BOC link appear!


I am so disappointed...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm not afraid of dying. Earth sucks.

I have some suggestions...

 

[ryan8558]

Yes, I wouldn't want to stand in its way.

http://images.wisegeek.com/combineharvester.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'd jump over that fucker, use my Kubotan to break open his windshield and kick his ass!


And I'd stick a BOC CD into his dashboard...

 

[FGB]

well you might want to consder your stance.

Nope.

Like I told the Chaplin at the Hospital just before the ass hauling to the Cath Lab... My bags are packed I've been ready to go for many years, I am not worried.

But I appreciate you asking...

 

[jaF0]

I'm not afraid of dying. Earth sucks.

Ditto, sorta. It['s gotta be quick, clean and I don't want to see it coming.

Then in between is what I don't want. Injured or diseased to the point of loss of 100% mobility or independence.

 

[Tryharder62]

Nope.

Like I told the Chaplin at the Hospital just before the ass hauling to the Cath Lab... My bags are packed I've been ready to go for many years, I am not worried.

But I appreciate you asking...

Don't walk toward the light too soon. I am with ya though. When it is time it is time.

 

[thør]

I was wondering, when would the BOC link appear!


I am so disappointed...

Caribou hunting music! With the windows down and the stereo cranked, BOC and ZZ Top tend to attract Grizz bears.