BDSM and having a sense of humor?

[clistenovena]

The only rule so far as I care is NO laughing for kinksters.

Damn.

No need to get antsy.

I just assumed that your retort to my post about board creepinness "Pot calls kettle … " was a quote from Plato.

No antsy-ness. Swear. And you mentioned my profile quote. If I'd known you were talking about the infamous "pot calling..." quote by Plato, well then, things would be all different up in here.

If I had to take sex as seriously as zee bdsm'ers, I would become a nun.

Ha. Seriously.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

You're cute when you're stupid.

For some that's 99.98% of the time.

So true. Ours is an existence rendered dull by our extreme fetishism. We are droll, mundane and humdrum.

To joke on a BDSM board would be a joke. Here on the GB it's humor.

But it's quite acceptabe to wish someone going thru cancer treatment death. Got it.

I would never do that. Actually we have no idea what others go thru. My fake cancer radiation treatments came out favorable. My PSA readings for fake cancer went down and are below normal for my age.

The only rule so far as I care is NO laughing for kinksters.

Let's keep it serious. I remind you, porn is not something to laugh at.

Too many rules. I get confused easy and end up giggling. I'm sorry but life can be funny.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HisArpy]

No cracking of any smiles. Only whips. No giggling, No one has ever told me they love to hear my giggle or laugh, because I kink. It's not like we have ever, ever had to stop sex because we got the giggles and were laughing so hard that it took over. Especially no fun things like tickling, or dancing

In fact, maybe it's all a bit lax.

No fun. No fun at all should be allowed. No pleasure whatsoever. It should be an entirely dreadful experience for all concerned.

Absolutely.

We should make up T-shirts with a slogan. How about:

BDSM
The only fitness program where you really can whip your partner into shape.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Denny, Dolly is going to have to give you twelve of the best for giggling. All this rule breaking made me cry, it's very serious you are right. If we laugh what meaning does life have?

Edit: no good moods either.

Long ago we watched a movie created by an Englishman, The Meaning of Life. It was a serious movie and I learned a lot. Just enjoy life and learn.
If you laugh someone will beat some sense into you.

Absolutely.

We should make up T-shirts with a slogan. How about:

BDSM
The only fitness program where you really can whip your partner into shape.

I still have over 100 car event and bike event T-shirts. My wife won't let me buy anymore T-shirts even though I am the master of this kingdom. Sometimes the queen rules the throne.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HisArpy]

Are you trying to be funny?

ME? FUNNY?

Are you trying to be a bad girl?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[adrina]

No cracking of any smiles. Only whips. No giggling, No one has ever told me they love to hear my giggle or laugh, because I kink. It's not like we have ever, ever had to stop sex because we got the giggles and were laughing so hard that it took over. Especially no fun things like tickling, or dancing

In fact, maybe it's all a bit lax.

No fun. No fun at all should be allowed. No pleasure whatsoever. It should be an entirely dreadful experience for all concerned.

No jocularity whatsoever. Very serious business indeed.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[adrina]

You've got it, you pass the test. Because there are tests. Because tests are not fun.

Well I always was a good test taker. Oops I just grinned. Perhaps I just flunked the test after all.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[adrina]

Sigh.

One of these days I'll lose my patience and flip the switch switch and teach the lit of you about laughing. I'd be a phenomenal and awe inspiring top. No one would cum, but no one would smile either. Yes, I would be the most serious Domme of all time.

Can I hear sniggering?

I think you found the secret of making us all not laugh. In fact I think you might incite a revolution with that kind of policy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[adrina]

You know, if it takes my death to get some life and change around here I'd go it.

It comes to all unicorns eventually.

The question is, who would get my horn?

Well if anything I'd say we need to increase the amount of sex and orgasms. Those things make people happy. We obviously have some unhappy characters. The solution? Orgasms.

Why are you against orgasms, Elle?

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

Unicorns should never die... They should always roam freely wherever they want and every now and again be Mercilessly Ridden with wild abandon until lathered and sated, then released again to roam with the breeze.

**grabs his crop,spurs and halter,and heads out to unicorn country**

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[adrina]

Oh, I'm not. I just think I'd be a terrible Domme.
I am very for orgasms.
Very much so. I try and have as many as I can. ....damn, j almost smiled.



Unhappy characters , huh. Like bdsmers?

( actually, my kink quota is quite low right now, but life and sex is good...the only thing is I might be forced to smile)

We're plenty happy... we just have no sense of humor.

So... J almost smiled and you might be forced to smile... Hmmm... I think we're on the verge of having a compliance issue here.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Denny

NO LAUGHING.

It wasn't me!

No jocularity whatsoever. Very serious business indeed.

I said it wasn't me! Why do I always get blamed for humor?

You've got it, you pass the test. Because there are tests. Because tests are not fun.

I've had fun tests and laughed. I even passed a few of them.

You know, if it takes my death to get some life and change around here I'd go it.

It comes to all unicorns eventually.

The question is, who would get my horn?

Death comes to all of us sooner or later. We may as well laugh, smile, and grin. Every Unicorn must die and horns must be handed down to others. It's written in the stars.

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

**He drags the treadmill into the stable...so she can gallop in comfort**



Ties a fiador knot and puts on his spurs.

 

[adrina]

It wasn't me!

I said it wasn't me! Why do I always get blamed for humor?

I don't believe you.

I think it was you.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]