Doctors Warn Against New Trend Of Women Putting Glitter In Their Vaginas

[Pookie]

Punk!




It was a way of life.

A lot of good things came out of it. Like ... like ... um ...

 

[MelissaBaby]

My mind is going to weird places.

This made me think of a vagina overflowing with goopy glitter. An ending spout, like a clown car.

I told you my mind is going to weird places.

It made me think that bitch just fucked David Bowie.

 

[Radiohead]

It made me think that bitch just fucked David Bowie.

Lucky lucky girl

 

[MelissaBaby]

A lot of good things came out of it. Like ... like ... um ...

Cocaine.

(I didn't say that. You didn't read it.)

 

[Pookie]

Cocaine.

(I didn't say that. You didn't read it.)

[mode=invisible]I can't see it. Honest. I'm seriously high on cocaine and I got some in my eyes.[/mode]

 

[MAVV5477]

Sand or glitter... either way ouch

 

[Ishmael]

There are so many visuals flashing through my mind over this notion. But somehow I have a feeling that the reality will never live up to the imagination.

Ishmael

 

[water505]

A warning won't be enough to deter anyone stupid enough to put glitter in their poos-wah.

 

[Pookie]

A warning won't be enough to deter anyone stupid enough to put my dick in their poos-wah.

For once, I agree with you, miles.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

*****stuffy house of lords type jostling, with a noob member***

"Here! Here! Here!! Here!!"

 

[kbate]

"If women place foreign objects inside their vagina, they risk disturbing this balance which may lead to infection, such as bacterial vaginosis or thrush, and inflammation."

I think this line from the article is my new life philosophy.
Perhaps wrapped about a no-penis sign.

 

[water505]

For once, I agree with you, miles.

For once show a little restraint and at least try to stop following me from one thread to the next, Rob.

 

[Pookie]

"If women place foreign objects inside their vagina, they risk disturbing this balance which may lead to infection, such as bacterial vaginosis or thrush, and inflammation."

I think this line from the article is my new life philosophy.
Perhaps wrapped about a no-penis sign.

^^^ cunt ^^^

 

[Pookie]

For once show a little restraint and at least try to stop following me from one thread to the next, Rob.

Please don't commit liticide again!!!!!!

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

And remember to avoid 'Talc' in the vajayjay too ladies, apparently
Thats a thing too..
(Pictures a loud cannon bang with a cloud of white dust and swiftly followed by an explosion of glitter!)

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Rightguide]

Hey, now when you walk into a hotel room you won't have to bring a black light to test the bed clothes. You'll know where to sit or not to sit. Maybe tip-toeing around the sparkles on the carpet will develop a new dance craze.

 

[Rightguide]

I love talc. It's like glitter but with a great smell. But not in the vagina; how could that be comfortable? Would it not form horrid little lumpy balls as the talc hit moisture????

Pussy puffs.

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

I love talc. It's like glitter but with a great smell. But not in the vagina; how could that be comfortable? Would it not form horrid little lumpy balls as the talc hit moisture????

Yeah i would think so Elle, but apparently there is a MASSIVE class action going on involving the worlds leading Talc company and some private individuals that have suffered illness due to potentially toxic talc applications(?)
J&J are advising against use of their talc on genital regions.. Or so i heard.:/

 

[Wrong Element]

Evidence that this is a genuine "trend" seems a little flimsy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

The other other white powder:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/05/05/johnson-johnson-talc-verdict/101320524/

 

[spacekowboy]

Please do commit liticide again!!!!!!

Fixed that for you.

 

[Mushroom_Samba]

I'm struggling to even find the energy to put a dick in my vagina let alone glitter.

Jesus, people, it's a vagina not a craft project.

I really needed to quote this!

Also, I had to Google 'vagina craft projects'. Lots in the fiber arts category, but this made me laugh. Piñata anyone?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/6b/ec/346bec85a6268295f54579628b723db9--vagina-party-womens-health.jpg