Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Sauerkraut. Seriously, I don't know how anyone can eat that stuff.

Hi, I'm lakesailer, and I enjoy sauerkraut. You put it with some good garlicky Kielbasa and a little mustard, and it's awesome.

:p

Nice to meet ya! ;) :p

(PS...I'm very open minded when it comes to food...have you tried lung???)
 
Sauerkraut. Seriously, I don't know how anyone can eat that stuff.

Mmmm sauerkraut.....I live in an area whose heritage is german....I think I had it days out of the womb.
....on sausage
....With pork
....on its own....yum

Oh wait....what we can't be talked into..out of Rainshine's book. ...lit relationships....anymore :rolleyes:
Skating....
Squid..
Oh....and liver...it's a giant filtering sponge...😨
 
Hi, I'm lakesailer, and I enjoy sauerkraut. You put it with some good garlicky Kielbasa and a little mustard, and it's awesome.

:p

Nice to meet ya! ;) :p

(PS...I'm very open minded when it comes to food...have you tried lung???)

Mmmm sauerkraut.....I live in an area whose heritage is german....I think I had it days out of the womb.
....on sausage
....With pork
....on its own....yum

Oh wait....what we can't be talked into..out of Rainshine's book. ...lit relationships....anymore :rolleyes:
Skating....
Squid..
Oh....and liver...it's a giant filtering sponge...😨

LOL Love ya both, but yuck! I've got a lot of German in my family tree so I've tried it more than a few times. I won't do it again. Nope, nope, nope.

I will, however, eat coleslaw in place of sauerkraut. Like with kielbasa and mustard, for example. Pretty much anywhere the family is plopping that stinking stuff, I'm substituting coleslaw. :D
 
Endless broaches an interesting topic. What don't you do? What have you tried that you say "nope" to? What can't you be cajoled into trying one more time?

Tried it before and *never again*?

In no particular order:

Pet rodents
Software Engineers as mates
Horror movies
Moonshine
Goat cheese

I think the question is sexual in nature, however. In which case I'd have to go with Fem-Dommery. I tried, I really did. World's Worst Fem-Domme, right here.
 
What don't you do?
I don't sugar coat how I feel or think about something. Always tactful and thoughtful when asked, but I'm all about honesty.
Laundry, I'm not so great at this either.

What have you tried that you say "nope" to?
Family vacations with the inlaws.
Unplugging.
I'm sure there's more.

What can't you be cajoled into trying one more time?
I won't give someone more than what I get in return. I understand that not everything is equal at any given time. But when averaged out, it needs to. I've been extremely generous and tolerant, biting my tongue and caring on with this and that. It's baby steps to fully get there, and I'm not hitting the brakes anytime soon.
Add to that, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, raw oysters and camping on a beach. Fuck all that!
 
Add to that, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, raw oysters and camping on a beach. Fuck all that!

All at once?!

I'm guessing you mean acid and not the song right?

lol oysters on acid... awful idea. Don't even needa try it.

Pizza on acid at the red roof inn was bad enough! :D
 
All at once?!

I'm guessing you mean acid and not the song right?

lol oysters on acid... awful idea. Don't even needa try it.

Pizza on acid at the red roof inn was bad enough! :D

No, no, not all at once. ;)
You know if you were on acid and about to eat an oyster, it would for sure start talking to you. That right there is some freaky shit.
 
Have you been truly surprised lately? Why was it such a surprise? Why didn't you see it coming?
 
Touch, one of the most powerful of all the senses. What touch sends you over the edge, not you being touched but you touching something, or feeling something with your hands? And why is that touch so important to you?
 
Have you been truly surprised lately? Why was it such a surprise? Why didn't you see it coming?

Yep. Got t-boned by a guy who ran a red light. Car was totaled. Did not see him coming because he was speeding! Quite a surprise. Luckily no one was hurt. Wear your seatbelts, folks!

Touch, one of the most powerful of all the senses. What touch sends you over the edge, not you being touched but you touching something, or feeling something with your hands? And why is that touch so important to you?

Hmm... a fresh buzz cut comes to mind. Running my palms over the soft fuzz relaxes me...

I like petting animals. Makes me happy. Makes them happy too: win-win!

:)
 
Have you been truly surprised lately? Why was it such a surprise? Why didn't you see it coming?

I'm truly surprised that this question generated NOT ONE response yesterday. I guess we were all too busy celebrating.

Touch, one of the most powerful of all the senses. What touch sends you over the edge, not you being touched but you touching something, or feeling something with your hands? And why is that touch so important to you?

I love running my fingers through the hair at the nape of my partner's neck. Truly a turn on. Non-sexually, I love feeling sand in my toes and in my fingers. It's calming.
 
Touch, one of the most powerful of all the senses. What touch sends you over the edge, not you being touched but you touching something, or feeling something with your hands? And why is that touch so important to you?

I love walking barefoot in really soft grass, somewhat baffled how delicate grasss can be. Also, wrapping in a cashmere blanket or sweater will make me sigh softly and smile.
 
I am far more moved by scent than touch, but I like the stuff already mentioned. Not sure if this counts as it's self touching, but sucking one's thumb can be very relaxing. Errrr...so I have heard.
 
Touch, one of the most powerful of all the senses. What touch sends you over the edge, not you being touched but you touching something, or feeling something with your hands? And why is that touch so important to you?

Sexy Side: I love the part of a woman's hip where the thigh joins the hip and then kind of following that line out to the hip bone. I love that part. I love touching it.

Non-Sexy side: Smaller sailboats are steered by a tiller (a long stick directly attached to the rudder which is the part in the water actually pushing the boat in different directions). Boats are a balancing act in so many ways. Weight, side to side, center of effort of the sails fore and aft, power of sails vs righting moment of the weight and the lift generated by the keel/centerboard. When you have it all balanced right, and you're on the helm steering, you can feel it. You can feel it in the whole boat and through your whole body. I image that gymnasts feel similar things, and many other athletes do as well.

I'm a good, but not great sailor. I don't get the balance quite right most of the time. But man, when I do...man....
 
Touch, one of the most powerful of all the senses. What touch sends you over the edge, not you being touched but you touching something, or feeling something with your hands? And why is that touch so important to you?

Sexy touch: my fingers in a lover's mouth.

My thumb brushing over their lower lip, then along the edge of their upper lip and circling around again, teasing so lightly, until they catch my fingers and suck them in. Running my fingertips over their teeth, stroking their tongue. Sliding in and out as they lick and suck, their lips stretching as I add another finger and then another. Spit running out of the corner of their mouth, gagging a little when I touch the back of their throat. Fucking their mouth with my hand... I kinda like that. :eek:


Non-sexy touch: caressing one of my children as they fall asleep, or running my fingers through a partner's hair. :heart:
 
Back to the thread roots, when you see someone has their PM's turned off are you just as likely to interact with them or less likely? I understand why some have chosen to turn them off but when you see it, do you tend to avoid all together or engage as normal.
 
Back to the thread roots, when you see someone has their PM's turned off are you just as likely to interact with them or less likely? I understand why some have chosen to turn them off but when you see it, do you tend to avoid all together or engage as normal.

I usually don't notice it until I've already been interacting with them.
I mostly interact with people on the threads regardless of whether we are PMing or not (I do a lot of the word games, so who cares). I think there's a sense in which if I'm regularly PMing with someone, I'm less likely to be playing with them on the threads, because I'm saying what I want to say in PMs. And to be honest, most of the people I regularly PM with are just friends. Nothing "oh la la" going on. They are people I have grown to love and care deeply about. We talk about our lives. We joke around. We check in. We laugh. We cry.
 
Back to the thread roots, when you see someone has their PM's turned off are you just as likely to interact with them or less likely? I understand why some have chosen to turn them off but when you see it, do you tend to avoid all together or engage as normal.

Pm turned off- do you mean the invisible mode?
My assumption is they're multitasking and it's easier to stay logged in. If that's the case, it avoids the "why didn't you respond" PMs. Or some thinking "damn, X is on Lit again all day, what a perv."
If someone strikes my fancy, I'll interact whether they show online or invisible.

... Nothing "oh la la"

This phrase made me laugh. Nicely done.
 
Pm turned off- do you mean the invisible mode?
My assumption is they're multitasking and it's easier to stay logged in. If that's the case, it avoids the "why didn't you respond" PMs. Or some thinking "damn, X is on Lit again all day, what a perv."
If someone strikes my fancy, I'll interact whether they show online or invisible.



This phrase made me laugh. Nicely done.

Actually, you can disable PM's so that no one can send you one.
A number of people have done so because the vast number of total asshats here.

And...really glad to make you laugh...
 
I'm like LS. I don't notice that pm's are off until I try to pm. And that is after I've interacted in threads.
 
Actually, you can disable PM's so that no one can send you one.
A number of people have done so because the vast number of total asshats here.

And...really glad to make you laugh...

Hmmm, makes sense. Especially if you have a picture thread over yonder.

I'm not deleting my blurb, maybe it will earn me a citation for not reading the question thoroughly.
Smiles.
 
Hmmm, makes sense. Especially if you have a picture thread over yonder.

I'm not deleting my blurb, maybe it will earn me a citation for not reading the question thoroughly.
Smiles.


I tried to make you a certificate, but couldn't get it in a format that worked...sorry. ;)
 
No citations for a misread but blatant highjacking and shenanigans and I get my book out
 
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