Kinkiest real life experiences

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Definitely not the kinkiest thing I've ever done but I've always fantasized about having sex with a cab driver. Last night I did. It was quick and dirty and really, really hot.
 
One night I ended up at a lock in at my local bar with the 2 young barmaids who worked there. So it's getting late and we are sat drinking and things start getting messy and flirty.

I was always attracted to the brunette barmaid so was flirting and seeing how far I could get push my luck when the blonde one out of nowhere asked if it was true if I had a 6 inch thick cock. I was shocked!!

I kind of laughed it off and shrugged and said yes. Then she said prove it. I thought it was a wind up and waiting for the two of them to start laughing buy nope. They sat there saying go on if it's so thick why don't you prove it. So I pulled it out and the wee blonde ones eyes went wide while the brunette one just smiled.

Next thing blonde is amazed at how thick it is and says she doubts if she could fit it in her mouth. I take the hint and stood up while she dropped down and started sucking my cock in front of her mate.

Brunette just sat and watched while I face fucked her mate before I picked up blonde and took her over to the sofa while I fucked her nice and hard. I look up and the brunette has her hand down her jeans wanting herself hard watching us duck. I told her to join in and she just shook hee head and kept on wanking.

Every time I go for a beer and one of them working we always have a laugh about it.
 
Another one was one night went out to see my mates new house. It was the first time I'd met his girlfriend properly and she was a jug of filth. Anyway all night she's talking about fucking and sex tells me she's a squirter and loves analysis and the first time she watched poem and learnt how to wank.

So end of the night my mate who notoriously can't hold his drink done his usual and I had to carry out from the taxi into his house. So me and his girlfriend are sat on the sofa drinking and she says she's a bit pissed off with her boyfriend. I asked her if it's because he got too drunk and she's a bit but she was really looking forward to a 3some. Turned out the whole reason I got invited out was so they could try and get me into a 3 way.

Well needless to say I took up the opportunity and then proceeded to duck her pretty much in every room of the house and by duck could she squirter. Was like a tsunami!
 
Rimming and fingering her ass while 69ing, having a woman whisper "push all the way in" after cumming in her ass, and fucking on top of the rocks in a national park are up there. However, one experience takes the cake:

We had fucked a few times earlier in the night when we decided to choose a random position from a sex book we have. The position was that my wife was on her back while I faced away (think 69 for facing opposite directions connected by our crotches). While pounding her, she decided to pull out her vibe, lube it up, and slide it into my ass. I continued to thrust while pushing in her vibe deeper as I thrusted harder. She asked to 69 with me on top but continued to have the vibe in my ass. I started to fuck her mouth until I couldn't help but filling her mouth with my warm cum while she had the vibe in my ass.

After I came, we took a shower together and she begged me to fuck her ass...I gladly accepted.
 
Kinkiest thing: "air sealing" my wife in a foursome. She was riding my cock while the guy was balls deep in her mouth and the girl was fucking her ass with a strapon. My wife put her magic wand to her soaked pussy and lasted all of 5 minutes in that position before squirting everywhere
 
Kinkiest thing: "air sealing" my wife in a foursome. She was riding my cock while the guy was balls deep in her mouth and the girl was fucking her ass with a strapon. My wife put her magic wand to her soaked pussy and lasted all of 5 minutes in that position before squirting everywhere

If your wife has a sister I'd love to meet her.
 
Rimming and fingering her ass while 69ing, having a woman whisper "push all the way in" after cumming in her ass, and fucking on top of the rocks in a national park are up there. However, one experience takes the cake:

We had fucked a few times earlier in the night when we decided to choose a random position from a sex book we have. The position was that my wife was on her back while I faced away (think 69 for facing opposite directions connected by our crotches). While pounding her, she decided to pull out her vibe, lube it up, and slide it into my ass. I continued to thrust while pushing in her vibe deeper as I thrusted harder. She asked to 69 with me on top but continued to have the vibe in my ass. I started to fuck her mouth until I couldn't help but filling her mouth with my warm cum while she had the vibe in my ass.

After I came, we took a shower together and she begged me to fuck her ass...I gladly accepted.

Amazing. That's hot.
 
Just finished an extended weekend with a former student who just graduated this May. Months of subtle flirting culminating in a crazy weekend!

Since May, we've chatted, texted, and skyped! She made up some BS story to her dad about a team-building weekend with her co-workers but when she got here the game was on. We snuck into her home while her dad was at work just because she wanted to fuck me in the bed where she fingered herself often thinking of me. We even hit a drive through one night...completely naked.

Yes...we are looking into opportunities for more!
 
I had a longtime friend, and we had a dick sucking relationship... I sucked him, and that was it... He would come by and I would suck him until he came, and I would spit it in a little paper cup, and sip on it while I jacked off looking at porno, after he left....
 
I had a longtime friend, and we had a dick sucking relationship... I sucked him, and that was it... He would come by and I would suck him until he came, and I would spit it in a little paper cup, and sip on it while I jacked off looking at porno, after he left....

Interesting, I had a lady friend that did that with me. We met went out for dinner and she would suck me to completion. Sometimes it was before we went out, sometimes after, and sometimes both. She would not let me do anything to her, she just wanted to suck me. Of course, most people I tell about this claim it was not a woman, had to be a guy dressed as a woman. But no, I saw her naked many times before we went out and even the first time we were together, she was a complete woman that just enjoyed BJs. We dated for about a year before I finally ended it.


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I have a lesbian friend who told me several years ago that while she doesn't miss being with a man or sex with men, once in a long while she really misses giving a great blowjob. So I offered to let her work that out with me. She's only taken me up on it twice. Let me just say - she's incredible at it!



Interesting, I had a lady friend that did that with me. We met went out for dinner and she would suck me to completion. Sometimes it was before we went out, sometimes after, and sometimes both. She would not let me do anything to her, she just wanted to suck me. Of course, most people I tell about this claim it was not a woman, had to be a guy dressed as a woman. But no, I saw her naked many times before we went out and even the first time we were together, she was a complete woman that just enjoyed BJs. We dated for about a year before I finally ended it.


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Catching the woman seated next to me on a overnight flight masturbating, then joining her in a very intense mutual session as people slept around us and, the stewardess walked past us every few minutes. I am convinced that she knew what we were doing since she gave me a huge smile the next morning.
 
One night I ended up at a lock in at my local bar with the 2 young barmaids who worked there. So it's getting late and we are sat drinking and things start getting messy and flirty.

I was always attracted to the brunette barmaid so was flirting and seeing how far I could get push my luck when the blonde one out of nowhere asked if it was true if I had a 6 inch thick cock. I was shocked!!

I kind of laughed it off and shrugged and said yes. Then she said prove it. I thought it was a wind up and waiting for the two of them to start laughing buy nope. They sat there saying go on if it's so thick why don't you prove it. So I pulled it out and the wee blonde ones eyes went wide while the brunette one just smiled.

Next thing blonde is amazed at how thick it is and says she doubts if she could fit it in her mouth. I take the hint and stood up while she dropped down and started sucking my cock in front of her mate.

Brunette just sat and watched while I face fucked her mate before I picked up blonde and took her over to the sofa while I fucked her nice and hard. I look up and the brunette has her hand down her jeans wanting herself hard watching us duck. I told her to join in and she just shook hee head and kept on wanking.

Every time I go for a beer and one of them working we always have a laugh about it.



Just a LAUGH???

I would hope a little more than that
 
A few days after I turned eighteen, my (now ex-)boyfriend and I had sex in an empty stairwell at our Catholic high school. We were both pretty fantastically screwed up at the time (as is usually the case when a pair of bisexual atheists start experimenting with S&M halfway through a semester that involves a class literally called "Morality") and one afternoon, we skipped out on study hall to have it off in the first place we could find. We were both in uniform at the time, so all I had to do was unzip his trousers and lift my uniform skirt for him. He held me in place against a cinderblock wall, his hand gripping my throat and one of my legs hiked up over his hip as I dug my heel into the back of his thigh. Every few minutes, we'd hear someone on the stairs above us, going from one floor to another. He never stopped fucking me, though, just used those moments as an excuse to go slower and deeper, while I pretty much bit through the shoulder of his button-down shirt to keep myself quiet. We were fucking bare and didn't want to have to deal with getting cleaned up afterwards if he came inside me, so I had him finish by fucking my throat.
 
Once tried a DP with a married couple... I was on the bottom with her firmly impaled on my cock while her husband attempted to fuck her ass. We didn't have any lube, she was a very small woman so he couldn't get his cock into her ass. We then tried both cocks in her pussy... too tight, that didn't work either. I would really like to try another DP in a son mother role-play situation... but any DP with a couple would work for me...
 
Not really kinky but something new that happened yesterday. Guy I met on line invited me over to watch VR porn while he sucked my cock. Watching this porn starlet go down on "me" while a warm wet willing mouth worked me over was awesome.
 
It would be frowned upon nowadays because of cross contamination but back then, we knew no better.
My girlfriend then was so open, so available, that I was fucking her ass and her pussy with alternate strokes...no, strokes is too soft...rams, perhaps.
I never knew where I would be coming but always hoped it would be the tighter, hotter channel.
As long as I played with her clit whilst this unerringly accurate fucking continued, she was happy.
 
Far-fetched...but true...

I was instructed to wear my black leather pencil skirt...the one with the slit up the rear, my sexy black under wire push up bra, which looked so provocative peeking through from under my thin white blouse and...a firm demand of " no panties"worn!

I'd always got this fun little tingle in my pussy whenever I was told to dress a certain way...I knew my husband had plans for the evening... I never knew exactly what the evening had in store for me and knowing that made the whole experience even more ...hot! I knew it was going to be naughty, and I knew that I was going to be his dirty little cum slut tonight.

The drill was pretty much the same each time... we would stop and have a few drinks before the evenings games begun... my husband didn't drink alcohol but he always got a kick of ordering me a drink called a "Pantie Dropper"...after a few of those I would feel all warm and fuzzy inside and want to do just that...Drop my panties for my daddy and do whatever he told me to do.

We ended up at a small seedy adult joint called the Oregon Theater...It smelled of spent cum and old spice ...the only light in the shabby little lobby came from atop the small counter up front where a small popcorn popping machine sat, half full of stale popcorn that nobody ever bought...The place seemed deserted except for a handful of men standing in the shadows and wandering nervously about,.. glancing over their shoulders as if they were afraid they would be recognized by people who could care less.

I felt a little out of place... It seemed that I was the only female in the house! My husband took me by the hand, looked me square in the eye and gave me one of his mischievous winks... he lead me through a curtained doorway which lead to the big viewing room and down the narrow aisle with only the blue hazy light from the film to navigate by. The theater was nearly deserted except for a few dark silhouettes off in the corners...we stopped about half way to the front...and that's when he told me to count over eight seats and then sit in the eighth seat!...like a good little cum slut I did as I was instructed...I counted over the seats...and sat in the eighth seat.

The eighth seat over seemed to be sitting a bit lower to the floor then all the other surrounding seats..I did what I was told and sat..It was a bit uncomfortable in that low seat in my tight leather skirt...my husband, with a devilish grin suggested... for my comfort, that since it was so dark and hardly anyone around I could just pull my tight skirt up over my hips and up around my waist ...oh mmm I get it... I see where he was coming from...he wanted to have easy access to my exposed panty less pussy... I thought about it for a moment and then realized that with no panties on I would be bare ass on that old grimy theater seat...I didn't know if that was something I was willing to do... he again, in a strong suggesting voice told me to sit forward in the seat...so my pussy wouldn't be touching the wooden bottom, just my ass cheeks...his explanation sounded logical so,... I hiked my skirt up around my waist...the slit in the back made it easier to pull it up...and I sat down with my husband taking the seat next to me.

So there I sat in this nasty old porn theater with my skirt hiked up around my waist, with my pussy all open and exposed , sitting on the edge of my seat!..mmmm .what's next? I was beginning to feel a little silly and a bit disappointed ... was this it? was this our planned nasty evening outing?I had no sooner thought that when my husband excused him self and left to go to the rest room...leaving me there alone exposed , vulnerable .., after about 10 minutes had passed I began to wonder what had happened to him... where in the hell did he go?

That's when I first felt it... I thought it was just my imagination... then, I felt it again...I could swear something touch the back of my foot..Oh gosh...there it goes again..what the?

what happens next is one of the most surreal, kinkiest experiences I've ever had ... it felt like fingers touching my ankle..I shifted in my seat glancing back and around to see if anyone was there...no one... I felt it again...this time I could telling it was a hand...and it wrapped it's fingers around my whole ankle and pulled my leg back under the seat..the hand or whatever it was let go of my ankle and the fingers begun inching they're way up until it found the fullness of my calf...gently squeezing and caressing my lower leg...the phantom hand slowly worked it's way up to behind my knee...I couldn’t believe what I was feeling...where was this hand coming from? and, where was my husband?..I sat there a good 5 minutes allowing this ...this mystery hand ...to touch and stroke my leg...the fingers were working their way upward...I found myself starting to enjoy the feelings it was producing slightly spreading my legs apart...the hand and fingers were now caressing my fleshy inner thigh..I caught myself moving my hips in a light circling motions, grinding my now moist pussy against the fingers as they pinched and pulled on my labia lips whoa...a wash of confusion and conflicting thoughts brought me back to my body but, still full of feelings of anticipation. and disbelief...
i found myself sliding as far forward in my seat as possible.. I could smell my pussy's sweet musk...I could feel my pussy becoming wet, it was actually beginning to ache have pangs of pleasure and the lust to be touched more...!I actually spread my legs open wider and move as far forward as I could so the fingers could find the sweet spot it was searching for...they pulled gently on my soft bush and begin honing in , circling and gently pulling...omg...what was happening...my pussy was beginning to get sopping, creamy wet...my desire made my cunt slippery ohhh the fingers reacted like they had a mind of their own...i could feel them pause and tremble as they touched my open cunt...and pinched my hard clit between the thumb and forefinger...ohhhh my god i pushed my cunt against the hand..rocking against it ...my pussy was so wet...i couldn't push hard enough it felt so good...the fingers plunged deep inside me...the hand pushed... the fingers probed ..finally the fingers closed to a fist...and now, I was being fist fucked ...ohhh my mind was racing , I thought this has got to .somehow be my husband fist fucking me ..mmmm just as my eyes were closing and the orgasm was washing over me...I caught a glimpse of my husband sitting down in his seat next to me...I was too far in to the act to stop...I was having one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had,,,I had someone's fist in my pussy...and the thought of that was putting me over the edge....i had to control my body...I was trembling, I was cumming...and then the fist was gone...I was sitting there left with my legs spread wide ...pussy dripping wet ...feeling weak and confused...my husband leaned over and whispered and told me that I looked flushed and asked me if I was alright...I told him never better but that I was tired and wanted to go home...I gather myself and we went to leave... I quickly fix my clothing and took a deep breath...we we're heading out through the lobby...and passed a gentleman leaning up against the counter ...I noticed he had a very odd grin on his face...as we passed him ...he whispered something to me ...I looked back at him, ...he was licking his fingers and smiling...and what he whispered was...

Thank you. you taste delicious...

true story...turns out this was a very old building ...Portland has an old history of being a shanghai port town, and that many old building used to be opium dens, brothels, and taverns that had trap doors under the floors to shanghai men and force them to be sailors on the ships ...this was one of those old buildings that been turn in to a theater and the "trap doors " in the floor modified for nasty pleasures...It turned out that my late husband knew the owner...:rose:
 
I was instructed to wear my black leather pencil skirt...the one with the slit up the rear, my sexy black under wire push up bra, which looked so provocative peeking through from under my thin white blouse and...a firm demand of " no panties"worn!

I'd always got this fun little tingle in my pussy whenever I was told to dress a certain way...I knew my husband had plans for the evening... I never knew exactly what the evening had in store for me and knowing that made the whole experience even more ...hot! I knew it was going to be naughty, and I knew that I was going to be his dirty little cum slut tonight.

The drill was pretty much the same each time... we would stop and have a few drinks before the evenings games begun... my husband didn't drink alcohol but he always got a kick of ordering me a drink called a "Pantie Dropper"...after a few of those I would feel all warm and fuzzy inside and want to do just that...Drop my panties for my daddy and do whatever he told me to do.

We ended up at a small seedy adult joint called the Oregon Theater...It smelled of spent cum and old spice ...the only light in the shabby little lobby came from atop the small counter up front where a small popcorn popping machine sat, half full of stale popcorn that nobody ever bought...The place seemed deserted except for a handful of men standing in the shadows and wandering nervously about,.. glancing over their shoulders as if they were afraid they would be recognized by people who could care less.

I felt a little out of place... It seemed that I was the only female in the house! My husband took me by the hand, looked me square in the eye and gave me one of his mischievous winks... he lead me through a curtained doorway which lead to the big viewing room and down the narrow aisle with only the blue hazy light from the film to navigate by. The theater was nearly deserted except for a few dark silhouettes off in the corners...we stopped about half way to the front...and that's when he told me to count over eight seats and then sit in the eighth seat!...like a good little cum slut I did as I was instructed...I counted over the seats...and sat in the eighth seat.

The eighth seat over seemed to be sitting a bit lower to the floor then all the other surrounding seats..I did what I was told and sat..It was a bit uncomfortable in that low seat in my tight leather skirt...my husband, with a devilish grin suggested... for my comfort, that since it was so dark and hardly anyone around I could just pull my tight skirt up over my hips and up around my waist ...oh mmm I get it... I see where he was coming from...he wanted to have easy access to my exposed panty less pussy... I thought about it for a moment and then realized that with no panties on I would be bare ass on that old grimy theater seat...I didn't know if that was something I was willing to do... he again, in a strong suggesting voice told me to sit forward in the seat...so my pussy wouldn't be touching the wooden bottom, just my ass cheeks...his explanation sounded logical so,... I hiked my skirt up around my waist...the slit in the back made it easier to pull it up...and I sat down with my husband taking the seat next to me.

So there I sat in this nasty old porn theater with my skirt hiked up around my waist, with my pussy all open and exposed , sitting on the edge of my seat!..mmmm .what's next? I was beginning to feel a little silly and a bit disappointed ... was this it? was this our planned nasty evening outing?I had no sooner thought that when my husband excused him self and left to go to the rest room...leaving me there alone exposed , vulnerable .., after about 10 minutes had passed I began to wonder what had happened to him... where in the hell did he go?

That's when I first felt it... I thought it was just my imagination... then, I felt it again...I could swear something touch the back of my foot..Oh gosh...there it goes again..what the?

what happens next is one of the most surreal, kinkiest experiences I've ever had ... it felt like fingers touching my ankle..I shifted in my seat glancing back and around to see if anyone was there...no one... I felt it again...this time I could telling it was a hand...and it wrapped it's fingers around my whole ankle and pulled my leg back under the seat..the hand or whatever it was let go of my ankle and the fingers begun inching they're way up until it found the fullness of my calf...gently squeezing and caressing my lower leg...the phantom hand slowly worked it's way up to behind my knee...I couldn’t believe what I was feeling...where was this hand coming from? and, where was my husband?..I sat there a good 5 minutes allowing this ...this mystery hand ...to touch and stroke my leg...the fingers were working their way upward...I found myself starting to enjoy the feelings it was producing slightly spreading my legs apart...the hand and fingers were now caressing my fleshy inner thigh..I caught myself moving my hips in a light circling motions, grinding my now moist pussy against the fingers as they pinched and pulled on my labia lips whoa...a wash of confusion and conflicting thoughts brought me back to my body but, still full of feelings of anticipation. and disbelief...
i found myself sliding as far forward in my seat as possible.. I could smell my pussy's sweet musk...I could feel my pussy becoming wet, it was actually beginning to ache have pangs of pleasure and the lust to be touched more...!I actually spread my legs open wider and move as far forward as I could so the fingers could find the sweet spot it was searching for...they pulled gently on my soft bush and begin honing in , circling and gently pulling...omg...what was happening...my pussy was beginning to get sopping, creamy wet...my desire made my cunt slippery ohhh the fingers reacted like they had a mind of their own...i could feel them pause and tremble as they touched my open cunt...and pinched my hard clit between the thumb and forefinger...ohhhh my god i pushed my cunt against the hand..rocking against it ...my pussy was so wet...i couldn't push hard enough it felt so good...the fingers plunged deep inside me...the hand pushed... the fingers probed ..finally the fingers closed to a fist...and now, I was being fist fucked ...ohhh my mind was racing , I thought this has got to .somehow be my husband fist fucking me ..mmmm just as my eyes were closing and the orgasm was washing over me...I caught a glimpse of my husband sitting down in his seat next to me...I was too far in to the act to stop...I was having one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had,,,I had someone's fist in my pussy...and the thought of that was putting me over the edge....i had to control my body...I was trembling, I was cumming...and then the fist was gone...I was sitting there left with my legs spread wide ...pussy dripping wet ...feeling weak and confused...my husband leaned over and whispered and told me that I looked flushed and asked me if I was alright...I told him never better but that I was tired and wanted to go home...I gather myself and we went to leave... I quickly fix my clothing and took a deep breath...we we're heading out through the lobby...and passed a gentleman leaning up against the counter ...I noticed he had a very odd grin on his face...as we passed him ...he whispered something to me ...I looked back at him, ...he was licking his fingers and smiling...and what he whispered was...

Thank you. you taste delicious...

true story...turns out this was a very old building ...Portland has an old history of being a shanghai port town, and that many old building used to be opium dens, brothels, and taverns that had trap doors under the floors to shanghai men and force them to be sailors on the ships ...this was one of those old buildings that been turn in to a theater and the "trap doors " in the floor modified for nasty pleasures...It turned out that my late husband knew the owner...:rose:

Wonderful erotic story.

Ah yes I was a regular at the shanghai tunnel,when I lived in Portland back in 2000-2003, it was a cool place back then.
 
Once tried a DP with a married couple... I was on the bottom with her firmly impaled on my cock while her husband attempted to fuck her ass. We didn't have any lube, she was a very small woman so he couldn't get his cock into her ass. We then tried both cocks in her pussy... too tight, that didn't work either. I would really like to try another DP in a son mother role-play situation... but any DP with a couple would work for me...

Have tried this with Del and a friend. Same result, she in tiny and couldn't fit into her ass.
 
Dogging in a local lay-by resulting in my shagging a stranger whilst being watched by my boyfriend and five strangers - mind blowing. Some years back now but wow!

Gosh, reading this brought back some memories. This was very popular a few years back and my wife and I dabbled with this at the time. We have always enjoyed having sex in public places and were beginning our love of having sex with different partners.

I remember my wife dressing all in black. Black see thru top and no bra, black hold-ups and black high heels and short black mini skirt highlighting the fact she had a shaved pussy wore no panties.

We've been out dogging a fair few times and my wife was always treated with respect. All the guys had been very pleasant and non-pushy, in fact, several times I've had to persuade them to come and play as they have been too shy in coming forward.

She loved sucking their cocks and would only be fucked from behind - she really loved it and that's when I realised she had an insatiable appetite for sex with as many guys as she could get into bed.
 
Hands down personal kinkiest: going home with a Mother-Daughter pair at closing time and spending most of the next 24 hours in bed with them.
 
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