Would you consider yourself a sexual fuddy duddy?

[lovetoread]

If your partner or partners decided to try something freaky would you jump right in or would you clutch your pearls and hyperventilate?

 

[EternalFantasies]

Not in the least bit.

 

[HisArpy]

Yep. I'm boring. Nothing exciting to see here.

Those? Oh, those are just, ahh, er, ummmm, tools. Yes, tools. They're for my hobby. H. o. b. b. y. I know what they look like, but they're just tools. For my hobby.

Now, move along and go peep in somebody else's windows.

 

[Wordsworth]

I think not.

When one's partner goes out on a limb to express a sexual desire or kink, why the hell wouldn't you give it a try? There are, after all, only so many slot a tab b combinations in any case.

If you aren't in a position that you feel safe enough to be vulnerable and possibly look silly, what's the point in being in a sexually exclusive relationship?

It's easy enough to find an amenable stranger for lights-out, missionary-position sex. If that's your thing.

 

[MelissaBaby]

If a partner comes up with something freaky I haven't done, they deserve an honorary doctorate.

 

[Adre]

I welcome all suggestions. You only get one shot at this life.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Yes, I mostly definitely am. Do not even ask around.

 

[Wrong Element]

If your partner or partners decided to try something freaky would you jump right in or would you clutch your pearls and hyperventilate?

The freaky part would be if I actually owned any pearls.

 

[Queersetti]

If your partner or partners decided to try something freaky would you jump right in or would you clutch your pearls and hyperventilate?

I would hope that my partner would already be clutching my pearls, and that I would already be hyperventilating.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I would hope that my partner would already be clutching my pearls, and that I would already be hyperventilating.

You make me want to be a gay man.

 

[Queersetti]

You make me want to be a gay man.

I'd fuck you.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'd fuck you.

I think we officially both now qualify as not being sexual fuddy duddies (especially if we let LTR watch).

 

[Disgustipated]

I'd fuck you.

I think we officially both now qualify as not being sexual fuddy duddies (especially if we let LTR watch).

 

[Queersetti]

I'd fuck you too, boy.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'd fuck you too, boy.

Hehe.... I'd watch that (while wearing pearls).

 

[raindancer]

I can't tell you guys where I put my pearls.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I would hope that my partner would already be clutching my pearls, and that I would already be hyperventilating.

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[Disgustipated]

I'd fuck you too, boy.

I know, baby. Ferm and I have discussed this.

 

[lovetoread]

oh dear me

 

[Queersetti]

I know, baby. Ferm and I have discussed this.

In my absence, she could wear a strapon and pretend to be me. If she can find one big enough.

 

[butters]

I would hope that my partner would already be clutching my pearls, and that I would already be hyperventilating.

this post has just elevated my sunday to a new level

 

[Hard_Rom]

Me worried?
https://secretsofasarcasticpsychologist.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/bbt-sheldon-hyperventilating.gif

 

[Disgustipated]

I know, baby. Ferm and I have discussed this.

^^^^^^

In my absence, she could wear a strapon and pretend to be me. If she can find one big enough.

Same remark.

 

[butters]

i don't think i'm a sexual fuddy duddy, just at my age i know what i like and what i don't - and what might wreck my back open to new experiences and he has certainly provided me some of those, and i know i have him.

 

[lovetoread]

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