Chris_Michael
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Are there any women left who actually like conversation that begin by sending me nudes? I mean, what's the deal? My PM inbox is open and my body is ready!


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Ha If you really are new, you're naive to think my original post was any more than satire.
It's a parody of a friend's thread that got moved to the Playground.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1327748
And you'll not get too many gaming references past me.![]()
Okay, to the women out there...
I have a small dick. Yes, I have gotten a PM asking.
Okay, to the women out there...
I have a small dick. Yes, I have gotten a PM asking.
Chris we both are often on your friend's thread. So far neither of us has sent her nudes. I'm sure you wouldn't want one of mine and I am not interested in seeing a small dick.Are there any women left who actually like conversation that begin by sending me nudes? I mean, what's the deal? My PM inbox is open and my body is ready!
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Chris we both are often on your friend's thread. So far neither of us has sent her nudes. I'm sure you wouldn't want one of mine and I am not interested in seeing a small dick.
Conversation can be with only words. But I'm not good with words.
She is a busy young lady. Give it time. Someone will tell her about your thread mocking her thread.Haha I know. I posted this as a thread making fun of her thread. Perhaps she hasn't seen this thread yet.![]()
LOL I have my PMs off so no one can send me nudes (well I guess Chris could Skype them, and Fara can Kik them)Chris we both are often on your friend's thread. So far neither of us has sent her nudes. I'm sure you wouldn't want one of mine and I am not interested in seeing a small dick.
Conversation can be with only words. But I'm not good with words.
haha I hadn't brat. I was shopping today.Haha I know. I posted this as a thread making fun of her thread. Perhaps she hasn't seen this thread yet.![]()
LOL I have my PMs off so no one can send me nudes (well I guess Chris could Skype them, and Fara can Kik them)
haha I hadn't brat. I was shopping today.![]()
Still like having conversation, and you've always been very considerate. Even offered some good advice along the way. Hope there's something in THIS thread that gets going moreso than just as a parody of the original, this board could always benefit from some good honest talk!
I think the answer to this is no. They all just want to cyber. That and lament the lack of unsolicited dick pics. I'm thinking this place might not be a fit for a conservative guy like me likes to take the time to really get to know a woman.
Lol wait. So which category did I fall into?I find that witty banter works better than trying to get to know a woman. Besides, for me it's easy. I'm a 29yo white bald fatass loser virgin who plays videogames nearly 24/7/365.
They either run away really fast or they feel so bad that they stay and talk, which is when I shine and then they always say, "You could get a gf if you reallg wanted."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why the fuck would I want that?!?! Being single is great!![]()
I think the answer to this is no. They all just want to cyber. That and lament the lack of unsolicited dick pics. I'm thinking this place might not be a fit for a conservative guy like me likes to take the time to really get to know a woman.
I find that witty banter works better than trying to get to know a woman. Besides, for me it's easy. I'm a 29yo white bald fatass loser virgin who plays videogames nearly 24/7/365.
They either run away really fast or they feel so bad that they stay and talk, which is when I shine and then they always say, "You could get a gf if you reallg wanted."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why the fuck would I want that?!?! Being single is great!![]()
bravo, Shiva, I clap my Hands for the pictur you sent this cl***
bravo, Shiva, I clap my Hands for the pictur you sent this cl***
LOL I have my PMs off so no one can send me nudes (well I guess Chris could Skype them, and Fara can Kik them)
haha I hadn't brat. I was shopping today.![]()
Only they can send you nudes? Well shit, I'll just pull my pants back up and move on
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How about you read, I know it's hard for some guys when there are no pictures, and see that this was a joke.![]()