Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[AnAngelReally]

Of course; a fresh lychee is better than a spoiled one!

Let's be clear. I'm not a vegan. I enjoy a good piece of meat.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I prefer the deviled eggs, they taste great.

Is anthropophagy another word for cunnilingus?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Is gynophagy another word for cunnilingus?

Yes, but it's far better practiced than spoken of.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yes, but it's far better to practice as often as possible.

If practice makes perfect, the lucky ones must become god-like at some point.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If Patrick makes prefect, the plucky ones must become goodies at some point.

Yeah, them and the snakes of Eire; bring back man-picker Niamh!

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yeah, them's the stakes of poker; bring back As-Nas!

To pee or not to pee? Not much of a choice.

 

[MagicaPractica]

To tee-pee or not to tee-pee his house? That depends on whose house is in question.

I could think of a few choice subjects.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I could go for a new choker for my sub.

Rhinestones or spikes?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Rhinestones Cowboy or Spike Lee?

Meh, neither, think I'll read.

 

[CharleneBarr]

Me neither, think I'll lead.

Lesbians have so many more options.

 

[walkingeagle]

Lesbians have so many more orgasms.

Doesnt seem fair

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm going to the fair!

Have fun!

 

[walkingeagle]

Have me?

You do look delicious!

 

[MagicaPractica]

You do look delicate!

I'm just a fragile little butterfly, that's me, right.

 

[loquere]

I'm Shiva the God of death, if you look me in the eye again I will end your entire fucking bloodline, I'll even strangle your pet hamster, did you hear me butterfly boy?

I think I just wet myself.

 

[loquere]

What do you think of my wanking skills?

This is a church!

 

[AnAngelReally]

This is a crutch!

I feel angelical. Don't you?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I feel like some angel food cake. Don't you?

Well, I've got some strawberries and whipped cream but .. . surely there's something better to do with them than angel food cake.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Well, I've got some bracelets and a whip. Surely there's nothing better to do with them than a little devil's play.

In the kitchen, in the livingroom, in the bathroom, hell, I'll even do it in the bedroom.

 

[loquere]

Kiss my ass.

Okay

 

[MagicaPractica]

Smoke?

No thanks, never started.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yes, thanks, can't stop.

Trump is making the late night comedians rich.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm making midnight margaritas!

But it's only six o'c.... oh, what the hell... I'm in!

 

[AnAngelReally]

But it's only six cc.... oh, what the hell... It can't hurt!

It's always party time somewhere in the world.

 

[MagicaPractica]

It's always nap time somewhere in the world.

I prefer not to "nap" alone.