Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[Tio_Narratore]

The mad men pumped all night long to exercise her mons.

It may have been enjoyable, but the mons is mostly adipose tissue, not muscle.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dining at the mons is very enjoyable, but it can get pretty messy so bring tissue.

I should probably warn you, I've been known to squirt when anybody does that to me for very long.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I should probably warn you, I've been known to carry a quirt in case anybody does me for too long.

Oh I'm thinking "get off me, I'm done" would be sufficient

 

[AnAngelReally]

Oh! I'm thinking "get it off, it's done" would be sufficient

Really? Can one ever get enough?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Really? Can one never get rough?

Not without informed consent in this day and age.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Nor with uninformed competence if she is gay and sage.

Say what? Man, that's some fantasy you weave there.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Say what? Man, that's some fanny you wave there.

You just stay away from my ass, friend!

 

[CharleneBarr]

You just drive that stake up my my ass, friend!

With friends like that, who needs an enema?

 

[AnAngelReally]

With friends like that, who needs to masturbate?

Sorry, I can't stay for drinks. I'm off to the gynecologist.

 

[RubiDia]

I picked it out! I don't care if it squeaks while you listen to this.

A new theory! You're an asshole.

 

[MagicaPractica]

A new theory? Are you Asimov?.

Nope, not even Octavia Butler, but at least she's the right gender.

 

[walkingeagle]

Nope, not even Fannie Mae, but at least she's the right lender.

Are you looking for a mortgage?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Are you looking for a mortuary?

Are you saying I look like I have one foot in the grave already?

 

[walkingeagle]

Are you saying I look like I have one tit in the wringer already?

Are you in trouble?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Are you trouble?

I keep getting told that but I have yet to see any evidence.

 

[walkingeagle]

I keep getting told that you are well hung, but I have yet to see any evidence.

What are you asking?

 

[MagicaPractica]

What are you bashing?

I think it's better to promote what you love instead bashing what you dislike.

 

[walkingeagle]

I think it's better to promote what you have instead of being bashful.

Will you show me?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Will you blow me?

Thar she blows! A whale of a mindfreak!

 

[MagicaPractica]

That blows, what a mindfuck!

I know! Wasn't it just?

 

[LizVegas79]

I call what I grow "Mind Fuck".

Do you enjoy growing medical marijuana?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Do you enjoy medical giggling?

I love the medical twinkies too.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I love the Medici twins too.

Aren't you a little worried about the glass of wine they offer you?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Aren't you a little happy about the gorgeous woman they offer you?

I prefer Timothy Leary as a historical figure.

I guess I show my age.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I prefer Timothy leering to any historical figure.

I guess I show my age.

Of course; a live lecher is better than a dead one!