Milady's Maids

[sirhugs]

Jealous wife fired last maid because she thought the maid was trying to seduce hubby. This time she hires one that is short, squat & has enough facial hair to almost need to shave. What she doesn't appreciate is that this maid gives the best head in the world...

 

[Zionisacat]

Followed by the sequel :
Insecure husband fired the pool guy because he thought the pool guy was trying to seduce his wife. Replaces him with one that has a *insert your version of ugly* but has a Gene Simmons-esque tongue and can breath through his ears.

 

[sirhugs]

I thought the sequel was hinted at in the plural of "maids". Not sure of the "why" where the second maid is hired. She's the blonde bombshell, but seduces the wife...

 

[Carnevil9]

Jealous wife fired last maid because she thought the maid was trying to seduce hubby. This time she hires one that is short, squat & has enough facial hair to almost need to shave. What she doesn't appreciate is that this maid gives the best head in the world...

My old pappy always told me, "Son, no woman is ugly with her face in your crotch."

 

[Carnevil9]

Followed by the sequel :
Insecure husband fired the pool guy because he thought the pool guy was trying to seduce his wife. Replaces him with one that has a *insert your version of ugly* but has a Gene Simmons-esque tongue and can breath through his ears.

Reminds me of the old joke about the wealthy couple who have fallen on hard times:

Husband: If you could learn to prepare a few meals, we could lay off the cook.

Wife: Well if you could learn to fuck, we could lay off the pool boy.

 

[sirhugs]

but what if it turns out one of the maids is a ladyboy?

 

[sirhugs]

My old pappy always told me, "Son, no woman is ugly with her face in your crotch."

my pappy would never admit that oral sex exists. not sure where that goes stroy idea wise... maybe Dad visits unexpectedly, gets an eyeful of the maid performing orally, is shocked when she then gives him a turn?