Shoving wasp nests up your vadge

[Fata Morgana]

Apparently this is a thing now on the pursuit of tighter fannies.

Also a bloke has died fucking a hornet's nest.

What a world.

 

[Pookie]

I can appreciate the hardcore aspects of it.

 

[Emerson40]

Hornet nest's are the new Fleshlight.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A bloke at work just told me. Can't believe I've not seen that on here. It'll be fucking spiders next.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why would anyone want a tight cunt that badly they'd shove that up there? I don't care if mine was like a burst space hopper.

 

[chillywilly2]

Spiders in your vadge doesn't sound real appetizing

 

[plesmore]

Gosh - what a fun thread.

 

[Emerson40]

Why would anyone want a tight cunt that badly they'd shove that up there? I don't care if mine was like a burst space hopper.

Sounds like you could use some trout pout in your face hugger!



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[Pookie]

Why would anyone want a tight cunt that badly they'd shove that up there? I don't care if mine was like a burst space hopper.

There are a lot of cunts on Lit that I'd shove a wasp nest in somewhere.

 

[Luk]

Gosh - what a fun thread.

Do you prefer we talk ​about lace's ass cancer?

 

[Liar]

Just the nest, or also it's residents?

 

[Pookie]

Just the nest, or also it's residents?

It takes a village.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just the nest, or also it's residents?

An oak gall it's called! Don't think the little cunts are in it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Gosh - what a fun thread.

Are you being sarky?

 

[Libsam]

Does anyone know if this is some kind of old pagan thing, or old wives tale... where did this idea come from?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Does anyone know if this is some kind of old pagan thing, or old wives tale... where did this idea come from?

It says it did originate a long time back.

 

[Liar]

It takes a village.

How many nests until it counts as a village?

 

[trysail]

Apparently this is a thing now on the pursuit of tighter fannies.

Also a bloke has died fucking a hornet's nest.

What a world.

Pics or it didn't happen.




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[raindancer]

Wtf is wrong with people?

 

[trysail]

An oak gall it's called! Don't think the little cunts are in it.

Oak gall— that's what the ancients and the monks used to make ink.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_gall_ink



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[Koalabeer]

According to a PM I received from hashtag, immigrants from the third world often shove wasp nests up each other's cooters on lonely nights.

 

[Phelia]

Just read about this yesterday!

From what I understood, there are ground up bits of wasp larva in the mix which, shudder. It's an astringent, so it just dries things out (I remember reading about prostitutes doing something with similar with epsom salt baths or even bleach), which makes abrasions and tears likelier. Just horrible

Heartbreaking what women will do because society tells them their bits are gross and slutty.

 

[hobbit.]

just a question, but what if someone hasnt got a vadge but fancies a little fun with a wasp nest?

 

[Fata Morgana]

just a question, but what if someone hasnt got a vadge but fancies a little fun with a wasp nest?

You may die. Hornet man didn't survive it.

 

[Pookie]

just a question, but what if someone hasnt got a vadge but fancies a little fun with a wasp nest?

Make a donut hole in it and get your buzz.