Who is the New Perg?

[Lancecastor]

I think it's safe to say that Perg has cyberboned more GB grrls over the years than anyone.

Even now, in his twilite years, Perg simply has to say " hey girl..." and the hens come clucking.

I have been watching the other suckups vying for his mantle for some time... as you may know, i think St Peter is, in effect, the New Perg.

But he's a more overtly sexual poster than Perg, so there may be other candidates.

What about Jimi? He sucks up hard, but in my view tries to be more articulate than he actually is, and it shows. Plus he may be even older than Perg.

Thor has that alleged outdoorsy thing ( like Perg), but I dont think his heart's in it... no big harem for Thor.

Grrls... who's the New Perg?

 

[hashtag34]

Haha. I love where this is going.

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

TurdYodelers of the GB ASSEMBLE!!!!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/p3Tlnu6jY1cNq/giphy.gif

 

[Lancecastor]

The GB is now an assisted care facility for aging philanderers.

I think it's hilarious. God bless the Geeb.





 

[RobDownSouth]

The GB is now an assisted care facility for aging philanderers.

I think it's hilarious. God bless the Geeb.


I've noticed a growing gap between the average age of women and the average age of men here, even after sclerotic old shitbags like Vetteman, "Karen" and Miles left.

 

[Lancecastor]

I've noticed a growing gap between the average age of women and the average age of men here, even after sclerotic old shitbags like Vetteman, "Karen" and Miles left.

Oh, the women are old.

They just recycle 20 year old pics.

 

[hashtag34]

Oh, the women are old.

They just recycle 20 year old pics.

Even if, let's hypothesize it's true:

I see no harm in that, as long as it isn't done with catfishing in mind, or they don't attack other female posters.

This is escape for most of us, after all.

 

[Disgustipated]

It can't be an "escape" if your entire pathetic existence is living by dying here.

 

[hashtag34]

It can't be an "escape" if your entire pathetic existence is living by dying here.

*irony*

Are you referring to yourself and your attack alts?

 

[Lancecastor]

Luk is not the New Perg.

 

[Disgustipated]

True. Perg has better trolls and they are still dipshits.

 

[Hashtag47]

Haha. I love where this is going.

Oh, you love to see other people trolled except your little (minded) ilk? Interesting. Double standard paki!

 

[Lancecastor]

None of the Hashtags is the New Perg.

The New Perg must be in an "open" marriage.

Or be able to say he is.

And he'll need Swords.

Or maybe Asshooks.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh, the women are old.

They just recycle 20 year old pics.

Or the plethora of aging white liberals who all seem to be 6'4" tall...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Or the plethora of aging white liberals who all seem to be 6'4" tall...

and the plethora of obese glibertarians who are all 6'0" and 240 pounds ("but..but...it's all muscle! Even if I haven't worked out since 2013 since my atrial fibrillation!")

 

[jezzilee]

How can I vote for a new perg when there is no poll???

 

[Lancecastor]

How can I vote for a new perg when there is no poll???

Perg has a poll for you.

 

[Peregrinator]

Gosh, Beav. A tribute thread. The new Perg will be someone in his late 30's who's living an interesting life and talks about it honestly, who actually likes people, and who isn't terrified of anyone finding out who he is behind the screen name. That's pretty much the whole formula. You should try it; you have a sort of following here, people who think you're clever and funny. Unfortunately, you squander your wit on adolescent trolling. I've never understood why. The few times we've had actual conversations you've seemed like a decent guy. Then you turn around and go all /b/tard again.

 

[Hashtag47]

Inb4/b/tard

 

[Lancecastor]

you have a sort of following here, people who think you're clever and funny....you've seemed like a decent guy.

Stop the sweet talk, Perg....I'm not sending you any crotch shots.

(Unless you want some of Garnate's.)

 

[Peregrinator]

Stop the sweet talk, Perg....I'm not sending you any crotch shots.

(Unless you want some of Garnate's.)

"Dude, if you want to see my dick, just say so."

This was the reply I got, in a Facebook group full of adolescent 4chan refugees who mistake silly, obvious internet trolling for true Discordianism, when I pointed out to him that Mesopotamia is not, in fact, in Africa.

Ironic, isn't it, that your reply is nearly the same, with a fresh coat of castoreum?

But, sure, I haven't seen Garnate's twat in a long time.

 

[Conager]

Inb4/b/tard

I approve to you getting hip to the troll lingo and culture over on Reddit and 4chan with all youngsters, Rob.

After "15 Years of (unsung) Excellence" here, it was high time you found a new, larger community to play your "Puppetmaster" games. You could become legendary there!

#YouCanDoIt!!!
#Yes,Luk(e)IknowAboutTheLackOfPunctuation.
#Lit;StillNotHashtagEnabled
#No.NotThatHastag
#<-------ThatOne

 

[Lancecastor]

I haven't seen Garnate's twat in a long time.

Neither has her husband.

 

[jezzilee]

I think perg should be the new perg

 

[Peregrinator]

I think perg should be the new perg

That seems like a pretty low bar.