Let me introduce myself

[cliteatingman]

Haven't done a competition for ages have I, been distracted.

Do you think I should? What theme? What prize?

Prize should be a night with you IRL.

 

[CockyBitch]

Prize should be a night with you IRL.

Interesting, but a bit unfair on people from Australia who can't claim in person.

 

[cliteatingman]

Interesting, but a bit unfair on people from Australia who can't claim in person.

If they're not willing to get on a plane, maybe they don't want the prize as much as they should...

 

[StupidDoes]

Haven't done a competition for ages have I, been distracted.

Do you think I should? What theme? What prize?

I think you should do one if you have the time and energy to manage it. The theme should play to something that you enjoy, perhaps something like a personal assistant applocation..or a more naughty variant - a sex slave application.

the prize will be the privilege to be your personal online assistant for some period of time..say, a week..where during that time the winner has to basically do whatever you ask them to do within consentual limits.

 

[Down4fun91]

I am one of those boys left drained of life and dead on the inside. I thought I could hold my own against such a magnificent creature,yet my affections were my downfall. Lo and behold, my own heart was that which turned against me. Please be gentle with them my former mistress, some may turn out to be far weaker than their Internet bravado makes them out to be. Real talk tho, I'm discontinuing using this forum, and it was an honor to have known you.

 

[lordfarquat]

Damn, I didn't think people would be so crushed via this forum. Cocky, looks like you're quite the heartbreaker.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Damn, I didn't think people would be so crushed via this forum. Cocky, looks like you're quite the heartbreaker.

Well her threads looking for female companionship have sunk like the Titanic. But oh, they have resulted in dozens of PMs, just ask her. She's a hair cutter who asks "which one do you want cut". The client has to remind her that he wants "all of them".

 

[lordfarquat]

I see

Well her threads looking for female companionship have sunk like the Titanic. But oh, they have resulted in dozens of PMs, just ask her. She's a hair cutter who asks "which one do you want cut". The client has to remind her that he wants "all of them".

No offense dude, but you sound somewhat bitter. It sounds like she's on here for more shits and giggles with some wit thrown in. It's somewhat of the older/young sibling dynamic of the elder sibling harasses the younger sibling more because their reactions increase every time.

 

[EclecticRob]

Haven't done a competition for ages have I, been distracted.

Do you think I should? What theme? What prize?

Of course you should, it keeps the conversation lively. The theme and the prize? That has to be your call. It's much more fair if we're competing on neutral ground. Besides, you're the original thinker around here.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

No offense dude, but you sound somewhat bitter. It sounds like she's on here for more shits and giggles with some wit thrown in. It's somewhat of the older/young sibling dynamic of the elder sibling harasses the younger sibling more because their reactions increase every time.

I guess you don't know about some of the back channeling nor read people well. Carry on.

 

[CockyBitch]

I am one of those boys left drained of life and dead on the inside. I thought I could hold my own against such a magnificent creature,yet my affections were my downfall. Lo and behold, my own heart was that which turned against me. Please be gentle with them my former mistress, some may turn out to be far weaker than their Internet bravado makes them out to be. Real talk tho, I'm discontinuing using this forum, and it was an honor to have known you.

I'm sorry sweetie.

 

[CockyBitch]

Of course you should, it keeps the conversation lively. The theme and the prize? That has to be your call. It's much more fair if we're competing on neutral ground. Besides, you're the original thinker around here.

I'll get thinking then.

 

[EclecticRob]

I'll get thinking then.

Don't over-think it...let your thoughts flow naturally....

 

[CockyBitch]

Don't over-think it...let your thoughts flow naturally....

Any tips as to how to aid that kind of natural thinking process?

 

[EclecticRob]

Any tips as to how to aid that kind of natural thinking process?

Remembering a story or experience that made you smile and try to replicate that here; at least see how close we can come to making you smile again. You're an original thinker, I'm confident something playful will develop.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Any tips as to how to aid that kind of natural thinking process?

You could go classic: sex with a sexy woman, cigarette, and a scotch

 

[CockyBitch]

Remembering a story or experience that made you smile and try to replicate that here; at least see how close we can come to making you smile again. You're an original thinker, I'm confident something playful will develop.

Damn, I was hoping for something closer to: lie back and spread your legs, allow your fingers to travel lightly over your body, let your mind drift as you explore those parts that make you shiver with anticipation...

 

[EclecticRob]

Damn, I was hoping for something closer to: lie back and spread your legs, allow your fingers to travel lightly over your body, let your mind drift as you explore those parts that make you shiver with anticipation...

That sounds much more like you getting lost in your thoughts. Besides, I assumed you were doing that anyway.

 

[maggiemarie]

Damn, I was hoping for something closer to: lie back and spread your legs, allow your fingers to travel lightly over your body, let your mind drift as you explore those parts that make you shiver with anticipation...

That seems a perfect way to start to me...particularly if it devolves quickly into things both hot and wet

 

[CockyBitch]

That seems a perfect way to start to me...particularly if it devolves quickly into things both hot and wet

It does, quickly. I sometimes start off intending to go slow, to extend that period of anticipation, but I can hardly resist myself you know and as you say... hot and wet...mmm... but it can aid the thinking process I believe...

 

[maggiemarie]

It does, quickly. I sometimes start off intending to go slow, to extend that period of anticipation, but I can hardly resist myself you know and as you say... hot and wet...mmm... but it can aid the thinking process I believe...

Too true.

And sometimes, you just want things hot and wet, as fast as you can get them there

 

[CockyBitch]

Too true.

And sometimes, you just want things hot and wet, as fast as you can get them there

Also true. And sometimes that urge takes you in surprising places, at unexpected times.

 

[maggiemarie]

Also true. And sometimes that urge takes you in surprising places, at unexpected times.

Also true

Anyplace such urges are taking you?

 

[CockyBitch]

Also true

Anyplace such urges are taking you?

Looks like we are in agreement about things...

Now I'm pausing because I'm not sure whether you mean places literally (I got the urge in the parking lot yesterday) or places figuratively (as in that image I have of seducing the 19 year old who came in for a pre-interview hair cut the other day)

 

[maggiemarie]

Looks like we are in agreement about things...

Now I'm pausing because I'm not sure whether you mean places literally (I got the urge in the parking lot yesterday) or places figuratively (as in that image I have of seducing the 19 year old who came in for a pre-interview hair cut the other day)

Yes to both Places can mean whatever you like, so long as the genre of hot and wet is involved