Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[Tio_Narratore]

Don't you think you should see a proctor about that?

Are you insinuating that I'm cheating?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Are you suggesting that I went down on that Chaucer professor just to raise my GPA?

Don't be crass! I was genuinely interested in her feminist perspective on The Merchant's Tale.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Don't be an ass! I was concupiscently interested in her feminine part in "The Méchante's Tail."

You're an aficionado of the Franco-American theatre, I presume.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You do have the looks, but are you Danish?

Ask the Mermaid.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Pretty sure we just defer to them as barristers or maybe "suits" at hippy bars.

Just have them sit on the bench anyway.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Hey good lookin', it's my birthday!

Wanna do a good deed and make an old man happy?

 

[loquere]

My daddy gave me a box full of guns; maybe you want one?

No, don't just hand guns out to people!

 

[MagicaPractica]

No, you don't just hand condoms out to people!

Why not? I'm only handing them out to Drumpf supporters.

 

[loquere]

I'm interviewing Drumpf supporters.

So are you on anti depressants yet?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Are you classified as an anti depressant yet?

Why, yes, it happened just recently.

 

[loquere]

I won the lottery recently.

Aren't you going to share? Don't be a Trump.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Aren't you going to bare? Let's see a rump!

There's more to a person than just an ass, even if that's all you're interested in.

 

[loquere]

There's nothing more to a person than their ass, that's all I'm interested in.

You dog!

 

[LizVegas79]

You up pervert?

Honey, I know Latinas crowding 40 are over-sexed, but we just had sex three times last night!

 

[walkingeagle]

Honey, I know old fisherman are really horny, but we just had sex three times last night!

Well do you want to go fishing or not?

 

[LizVegas79]

Well do you want to go shopping or not?

Umm, I don't have to do anything weird first do I?

 

[walkingeagle]

Umm, I don't have to do you again first do I?

No just jump in the boat!

 

[MagicaPractica]

No, just jump the old goat!

I feel like there's a mixed message here.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

I feel like three would spice up the massages here.

I know right? One does the top, one does the middle, and one does the bottom, makes sense to me!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Right! You do the top and I'll do the bottom and we'll meet in the middle!

Wait, what? Huh? Somehow I don't think we're talking about eating spaghetti.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wait, what? Huh? Somehow I don't think we're talking about eating Spaniards.

Are we talking oral sex or anthropophagy here?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Hey! What? Let me slip the safety on first!

Safe sex is important after all.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Mayfly sex is important after all.

Well, in the grand scheme of things, I suppose it is.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, in the grand scheme of things, a suppository it is.

Just as long as you do take your medicine.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Just how long is your medicine list?

The medicine man danced all night long to exorcise her demons.