Let me introduce myself

[J-Rod]

Very entertaining thread

 

[CockyBitch]

Very entertaining thread

Why thank you, I like to keep it a mixture of thoughtful and entirely filthy.

 

[lordfarquat]

Thoughtful? I've always liked the kind of women that might punch you and then fuck afterwards. Granted, you seem to be more of the shit talking type who is a lot of bark, but do you bite?

 

[pvt_addiction]

Thoughtful? I've always liked the kind of women that might punch you and then fuck afterwards. Granted, you seem to be more of the shit talking type who is a lot of bark, but do you bite?

Oh she bites alright! Don't say you weren't warned.

 

[CockyBitch]

Thoughtful? I've always liked the kind of women that might punch you and then fuck afterwards. Granted, you seem to be more of the shit talking type who is a lot of bark, but do you bite?

Don't know about bunching [edit: bunching, what the fuck is bunching? punching dudes, punching], but I'm most likely to talk your ears off and then bite you if I like you.

 

[lordfarquat]

Lost me at the bunching part. However, are you related to Evander Holyfield?

I'm good at listening, but the only kind of biting I like only draws superficial blood. Well, actually that is a lie, I've only been scratched to slight blood, but who the hell is counting?

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Why thank you, I like to keep it a mixture of thoughtful and entirely filthy.

Epic fail on both parts. Trust me, we men also talk to women on Lit. And......

 

[CockyBitch]

Epic fail on both parts. Trust me, we men also talk to women on Lit. And......

What?

 

[lordfarquat]

Looks like the rest of the kinky Lit world couldn't hang.

 

[CockyBitch]

Looks like the rest of the kinky Lit world couldn't hang.

Oh I'm sure there are people hanging all around.

 

[VIPER2121]

Oh I'm sure there are people hanging all around.

Is hanging around.

Wonder if the hint was for me

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

What?

Myopic much?

 

[CockyBitch]

Myopic much?

You said and... I said what.... Whose myopic now?

 

[TxJack]

Hi I'm Jack, I saw your ad and thought I'd reply.
I don't know what I'm looking for either.
A friend 1st, chat partner, just a lady to chat with.
Look forward to hearing from you.
Regards, Jack

 

[Bri27m]

Welcome! I'm Brian. Hope you get some.enjoyment out of this place. If I can help in anyways, let me know. And if I see a chance to be proactive in that effort, I hope I'm not too dumb to miss it.

 

[CockyBitch]

Welcome Newbies, I'll try not to bite or scratch too hard.

 

[lordfarquat]

Do or do not. There is no try.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Do or do not. There is no try.

Only sith deal in absalutes

 

[CockyBitch]

Only sith deal in absalutes

I'd absolutely love a good hard sith.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I'd absolutely love a good hard sith.

I have no doubt

 

[lordfarquat]

I'm assuming the darker, the better?

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

I'd absolutely love a good hard sith.

I appreciate you spelling it correctly.

 

[tbearatl]

Welcome Newbies, I'll try not to bite or scratch too hard.

You know you can scratch and bite me anytime. How you been sweetie

 

[CockyBitch]

I'm assuming the darker, the better?

I have always been attracted to the dark side of the force.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I have always been attracted to the dark side of the force.

Who needs batteries for your vibrator when you can shoot lighting from your hands