Can I fool Laurel?

[NOIRTRASH]

With a diabolical character named Hillary Rodman Clanton? Husband is a Huey Long kinda pol named Bubba Clanton, and their slut daughter I call CCheshire 'Kitty' Clanton.

Hillary kills her way to the Presidency. And gets caught too close to the election.

Her campaign manager is a man name Randy Kane. :She liked to lick, lick, lick on his peppermint stick."

Don't say nuthin to Laurel.

 

[ChloeTzang]

With a diabolical character named Hillary Rodman Clanton? Husband is a Huey Long kinda pol named Bubba Clanton, and their slut daughter I call CCheshire 'Kitty' Clanton.

Hillary kills her way to the Presidency. And gets caught too close to the election.

Her campaign manager is a man name Randy Kane. :She liked to lick, lick, lick on his peppermint stick."

Don't say nuthin to Laurel.

Sounds Huma-rus to me. If you want to get by Laurel, I'd maybe suggest changing Hillary Rodman to maybe something less close to the real thing. Maybe Gillian Polman Clanton?

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

With a diabolical character named Hillary Rodman Clanton? Husband is a Huey Long kinda pol named Bubba Clanton, and their slut daughter I call CCheshire 'Kitty' Clanton.

Hillary kills her way to the Presidency. And gets caught too close to the election.

Her campaign manager is a man name Randy Kane. :She liked to lick, lick, lick on his peppermint stick."

Don't say nuthin to Laurel.

I would read the shit out of this story!

 

[JackLuis]

Shit, Jimmy try it out and see how many dicks you can stick in the bitches!

Bubba fondling the interns for blowjobs might be an interesting scene.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Shit, Jimmy try it out and see how many dicks you can stick in the bitches!

Bubba fondling the interns for blowjobs might be an interesting scene.

I was thinking Elizabeth Warren and Nancy Pelosi and Whoopi Coldbergburger. I bet youre horny already.

 

[ChloeTzang]

I was thinking Elizabeth Warren and Nancy Pelosi and Whoopi Coldbergburger. I bet youre horny already.

I think that's submittable under Erotic Horror.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I think that's submittable under Erotic Horror.

I changed my mind. Darth Vader Grinchburger is the mystery serial killer and Bubba Clantons secret lesbian lover.

 

[ChloeTzang]

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[ChloeTzang]

I changed my mind. Darth Vader Grinchburger is the mystery serial killer and Bubba Clantons secret lesbian lover.

You should. You really should. I'd love to read it. I'm laughing just thinking about the possibilities.

 

[CyranoJ]

Hillary kills her way to the Presidency. And gets caught too close to the election.

Nah. Have her caught after the election and make her a white supremacist mobster working for Russia*. Have her denounce the scandal as "fake news" even as her staff is resigning and running for cover and/or under investigation by the FBI while she tries to persuade people that the Weekly World News and Wonkette are the real media. Fly closer to the sun.

(* She can still be "Rodman Clinton" if you want, just make her a Useful Idiot like, say, David Clarke**. Easy-peasey)

(** Oh, and have her say every vaguely-racist thing she ever said in real life, but all during the campaign instead of ten or twenty-five years ago. Lean heavy into the "superpredators" quote from the early Nineties and have her build whole rallies around that material, and don't use stuff from inside the Fascisto-Bubble like Seth Rich. Easier that way.)

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Nah. Have her caught after the election and make her a white supremacist mobster working for Russia*. Have her denounce the scandal as "fake news" even as her staff is resigning and running for cover and/or under investigation by the FBI while she tries to persuade people that the Weekly World News and Wonkette are the real media. Fly closer to the sun.

(* She can still be "Rodman Clinton" if you want, just make her a Useful Idiot like, say, David Clarke**. Easy-peasey)

(** Oh, and have her say every vaguely-racist thing she ever said in real life, but all during the campaign instead of ten or twenty-five years ago. Lean heavy into the "superpredators" quote from the early Nineties and have her build whole rallies around that material, and don't use stuff from inside the Fascisto-Bubble like Seth Rich. Easier that way.)

The point isn't to ridicule Hillary, the point is to parody a political system that suffers serial killers and Hitlers for personal enrichment. The present tumult in Washington is all abput Bush and Clinton lawyers losing their jobs. Trump will hire McCains wife to shut McCains mouth.

 

[CyranoJ]

The point isn't to ridicule Hillary, the point is to parody a political system that suffers serial killers and Hitlers for personal enrichment.

Yes, and open traitors, and white supremacists and authoritarians and mobsters who use the system to enrich themselves and their family members. Totally. All you have to do is just parallel what's happening now and leave out any whackjob memes from InfoWars -- since those only play with a super-limited and isolated audience and Laurel will spot them instantly -- and you're golden, see?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Yes, and open traitors, and white supremacists and authoritarians and mobsters who use the system to enrich themselves. Totally. All you have to do is just parallel what's happening now and leave out any whackjob memes from InfoWars -- since those only play with a super-limited and isolated audience and Laurel will spot them instantly --
and you're golden, see?

Ohhhhh no, Infowars is half the fun. Write Alex Jones in as an alien or something. I'm not quite sure what you'd do with the left wing whackos but I guess you don't have to, they're a parody of themselves anyhow

 

[CyranoJ]

Ohhhhh no, Infowars is half the fun.

But his head would literally explode at the prospect of a woman winning. Replace with Nick Cannon or Cornell West. (The latter hates "Brother Obama [who never returned my phonecalls]" enough to perform the role from spite alone.) Or for extra para-Rodman flavour, Kanye West.

 

[ChloeTzang]

But his head would literally explode at the prospect of a woman winning. Replace with Cornell West.

You could write that in. Alex's head explodes. Clanton has the skull gold plated and uses it as a wine goblet in her satanic rituals with Podesta.

 

[AwkwardMD]

The ghost of John Waters approves, wholeheartedly, of this idea.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I may write it and see what happens.

Watching the news of the day on tv I wondered what would happen if the Mafia were unleashed on Muslims, to get hearts and minds right. But change the villain from Islam to liberals and the new world order.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

How about a JUST DO IT chapter of the WE ARE THE WORLD Party?