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Ms_Ann
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Trump: We... are going to steal...
Trump: Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet.
Trump: Hey. Dave, listen up, please!
Trump: Next, we are going to steal... pause for effect...
Trump: ...THE MOON!
[Minions cheer]
Rightguide
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Ms_Ann
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Robed guy: ("It's just like Ivanka's boobie")
Rightguide
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White and warm.
FGB
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WTF do you mean... "Don't remove your hands,It's a bomb!"
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Liar
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"Hey Don, is it just me or is this thing heating up?"
"Mmm yes, I've heard about this. Glowball warming, they call it."
lovecraft68
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All I know is its brighter than the president. Then again so's a firefly.
Ms_Ann
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Magic 8-ball says concentrate and ask again later.
Liar
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TheOldWidow
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Get your hand off my Batman signal.
Trump: When it comes to bowling ball technology, you Saudis take the fucking cake.
phrodeau
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"Not even Van de Graaff can make my hair move, it's the best hair!"
Ms_Ann
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Hard_Rom
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Feel the power of the Loc-Nar!
p.s. Floridian is too stupid to come up something even lame and original when given a huge clue.
p.s. Floridian is too stupid to come up something even lame and original when given a huge clue.
"By the Power of Three . . ."
Hard_Rom
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Our minds are now linked as one in tune with the great Overmind. Together we shall smash all who stand before us.
Ms_Ann
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Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the color from our sight,
Red is grey and yellow, white.
Only we decide which is right
And which is illusion...
juttjaw
Don't fence me in
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Trump: This orb makes your hands grow hugely!
Sheik: Really?
Trump: yes yes, I've got the biggest hands from it. Look, I'm not wearing a baseball glove, those are my real larged up hands. It's Fantastic.
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