RED'S JOINT >> Seedy Alleyway & Cucumber Patch

I fucked in a seedy alleyway once. NYC. By the Piers.
It is better in the movies.

This one has brick on both sides.
Deep doorways where he can stand and I can kneel, almost hidden.

Lights strung above.

A long alley, with a busy street waaaay up there. People walking by slow down and look, and mostly move on, 'cause, seedy.
Some stay.

A glory hole in the fence in the back...
 
When I heard of cucumber patch I though someone was growing organic veg.....
 
I am.
Some of the seeds growing their way out of the dungeon window over there. And took root.
Sadly, I don't have a green thumb.
 
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Think I'll look for the glory hole...... Depends which side of the hole you're own I suppose.
 
My peeps! :heart::heart::heart:

Hi Necro, I'm Honey. (Or Hiney. :rolleyes:)

Do you hug or shake?

Aw c'mon now, I know you Honey.

Formalities? In an alley??? How absurdly refreshing.

* Shakes your hand, then proceeds to tag the wall with " Necro wuz here ", afterwards leaning against it and looking pleased with myself :D
 
Aw c'mon now, I know you Honey.

Formalities? In an alley??? How absurdly refreshing.

* Shakes your hand, then proceeds to tag the wall with " Necro wuz here ", afterwards leaning against it and looking pleased with myself :D

*watches it drip*
 
steps out of a door and slings a case of empties on the stack...eyes Necro with Far fidgeting in front of him...

Ya'll keep it down back here and don't scare the cats off. They keep the rats outta my bar!
 
steps out of a door and slings a case of empties on the stack...eyes Necro with Far fidgeting in front of him...

Ya'll keep it down back here and don't scare the cats off. They keep the rats outta my bar!

I knew it. I knew you were the manager of the DD thread bar.
 
*peeks down alley with pepper spray clenched in trembling hand*

"Psst..Far?? Are you back there?"
 
I thought Red might be passing some good weed...
Well the night is young.

I onced fucked a girl in a hotel lobby ladies room.
Then later in the shower in a Paris hotel.

But, alas, no ally way.
 
I knew it. I knew you were the manager of the DD thread bar.

Manager?

Hah! I'm the owner, the barkeep, waitress, pole dancer and pussy licker, if needed!

I'm also the janitor.

I run a clean place here so don't be bringing none of that high tech computer crap in here! We already got a jukebox and that's enough.
 
Manager?

Hah! I'm the owner, the barkeep, waitress, pole dancer and pussy licker, if needed!

I'm also the janitor.

I run a clean place here so don't be bringing none of that high tech computer crap in here! We already got a jukebox and that's enough.

Good. We usually make MynameisNO clean up, and she oversleeps.
*kicks a can*
 
I thought Red might be passing some good weed...
Well the night is young.

I onced fucked a girl in a hotel lobby ladies room.
Then later in the shower in a Paris hotel.

But, alas, no ally way.

You couldn't wait to get her to the room? OOoooOOh!
 
*goes to a payphone and calls mom and tells her I'm going to be late and Nooooo, I'm not hanging out in an alley with those people...*
 
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