Lancecastor has died.

It was too quick to be very torturous. Can we bring him back to life and have him die again... but more slowly and painfully? :cattail:
 
Preliminary reports say he died clutching a tear-stained photo of LoveToRead. Traces of semen were also detected on the photo.
 
Apparently, he's already been reincarnated.

I TOLD them to put a wooden stake in his heart but they said they had a scarcity of lumber up in Canada, all available lumber was being exported to the US ahead of the upcoming Trump trade ban.
 
Alas, poor Lancecastor! I knew him, Fata, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
 
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