Fake Canadians

Lancecastor

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Most of the self labled Canadians on the GB are not real Canadians at all.

As a Canadian, I have been far too polite and have said nothing till now.

Sorry buds.
 
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Nipples McGee does a terrible Canadian accent, eh?
 
My first favourite hockey team is the Ottawa Senators, I think that pretty much guarantees I am Canadian.
 
So Choice

Which Hockey Team , Montreal or Boston if you are Canadian we know which one
 
I just found the CEF military records for my grandpa and his brother from WW1,
 
Resident of Canada.
I will be a dual citizen in Aug. Best of both worlds.

And may our two wonderful countries soon be merged and united, that all Americans might be Canadians and vice-versa. And actually, even though it's a matter of the tail wagging the dog, I hope that merger will take the form of Canada annexing the U.S. and not the other way around. That way, we Yanks will get single-payer health care out of the deal, and, even better, all who are now FBI agents will become Mounties, and will have to attend all formal occasions dressed up in weirdass over-the-top gay bondage gear like Dudley Do-Right. J. Edgar Hoover would have creamed his pants at that. God save the Queens! :D
 
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You are such a lawyer.

Pick! A person cannot have two allegiances. God said so.

God is not always right, and you know it, and so does He. A remarkably humble fellow under the circumstances, is God.
 
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I'm a fake Canadian but I've also got a passport and several thousand optimum points languishing away so get @ me.

What's the test? Give 'em maple-flavo(u)red high fructose corn syrup and see whether they react with appropriate rage?
 
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