Litiquette V

[LWulf]

First, the question(s) are addressed to "people" in general and not the individual reading it, so when I first saw this I didn't feel like decoding it into first person, or left as it was, trying to come up with an answer that addressed the mass public and state an opinion for them.

Second, and to give a more verbose answer than suz_anne, yes, I came looking for stories, but then I saw I could submit my own stories. Since I agonize over details, I knew that was not going to be a short process. In the interim, I found the bulletin boards (forum).
No, when I came to the bulletin boards, I was already a cyberslut, cyberbating where I could. After joining, I think there were two women I cyberbated with. So, considering my previous state, I am less likely to engage in cyberplay after joining. Bear in mind that my tenure with Lit is closer to 14 years, not 4 years.

*cyberslut, is a relative term as my online dalliances are nearly double my real life ones, and you can count those on nearly two hands. I rather imagine that other guys would have a more prolific tally of cyberbating.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm not gonna lie - I am kind of bummed that I didn't ever get to see cyberslutty LWulf in action.

 

[Endless_Night]

< No, when I came to the bulletin boards, I was already a cyberslut, cyberbating where I could. >

My vocabulary has improve considerably since coming to Lit. It's why I stay. Really.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm one of the most boring behind the scenes litsters around. I came for the stories, and stayed for the ridiculous shenanigans. I've only talked to three people off the boards, and for the most part, the conversations have been pretty tame (although loaded with innuendo).

Everyone assumes I get a shit ton of action, but that couldn't be further from the truth (but I like it that way).

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm one of the most boring behind the scenes litsters around. I came for the stories, and stayed for the ridiculous shenanigans. I've only talked to three people off the boards, and for the most part, the conversations have been pretty tame (although loaded with innuendo).

Everyone assumes I get a shit ton of action, but that couldn't be further from the truth (but I like it that way).

That's more than double the action I've gotten. How cyberslutty of you.

 

[LWulf]

My vocabulary has improve considerably since coming to Lit. It's why I stay. Really.

Cybrarian: A librarian that looks after the library's local network.

 

[ChainedUp]

Which get you down more, rainy days or Mondays? Cue the Carpenters....lol

 

[DarkSimian]

I'm one of the most boring behind the scenes litsters around. I came for the stories, and stayed for the ridiculous shenanigans. I've only talked to three people off the boards, and for the most part, the conversations have been pretty tame (although loaded with innuendo).

Everyone assumes I get a shit ton of action, but that couldn't be further from the truth (but I like it that way).

That's more than double the action I've gotten. How cyberslutty of you.

Wait, y'all aren't cyberslutty???? Coulda fooled me

 

[Endless_Night]

Which get you down more, rainy days or Mondays? Cue the Carpenters....lol

Neither. I love rainy days! Overcast skies, the wind whipping along, the soothing drone of droplets or the roar of water pounding down. As far as Mondays, there is a part of me that enjoys getting back to a routine.

Now sunny days, those get me down. Too bright, and always having to worrying about sunscreen. Yeah, Imma strange kitten.

 

[Endless_Night]

Cybrarian: A librarian that looks after the library's local network.

*adds to lexicon*

Just a few of the words I've picked up on Lit. Remora, mudita, wilknot, and twatopocalypse. That last one I might of learned while loitering on the GB.

There's even a thread in the GB, dedicated to off-beat words, courtesy of Emerson40. He's a wordy fella!

Link.

 

[ViciousTease]

Which get you down more, rainy days or Mondays? Cue the Carpenters....lol

I LOVE rainy days. Mondays, I hate. Seriously hate. I spend half of Sunday dreading it. They're rarely as bad as I expect, but I can't shake those Monday blues.

 

[LWulf]

I love rainy days. Also, I love a rainy night. Cue Eddie Rabbitt
Mondays, not so much, but more so only when I was working for the weekend. Cue Loverboy.

There's even a thread in the GB, dedicated to off-beat words, courtesy of Emerson40. He's a wordy fella!

I... know emerson

 

[TheSilverLining]

I'm mostly nocturnal, so rainy days are fabulous for going to bed.
I don't mind Mondays all that much either as I don't work a mon-fri 9-5.

 

[Suz_anne]

Wait, y'all aren't cyberslutty???? Coulda fooled me

Pure as the driven cyber-snow.

Which get you down more, rainy days or Mondays? Cue the Carpenters....lol

I also like rainy days. I just don't like it when they last for three damn days, which seems to be the trend around here lately.

Mondays can suck my butt.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I don't know, I'm indecisive tonight.
Neither really bother me, I just roll with it all.

 

[lowphat]

Mondays blow.

Rain? What is this strange thing you speak of? (I live in the desert)

LOL, I like rain.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait, y'all aren't cyberslutty???? Coulda fooled me

We're virtual teases it seems

 

[LWulf]

I'm not gonna lie - I am kind of bummed that I didn't ever get to see cyberslutty LWulf in action.

You didn't miss much. Just image any other man, but someone that is much more verbose.

 

[dacoach44]

Right U are, Suz

Retired guys on a PC take cyber sex to a great level. Two windows up, in a chatroom, send over a link to a vid, O YASSSS.

 

[Endless_Night]

This mental picture tickles me! And I'd think verbosity would be an advantage in an, errr, cyberslutty situation, no?

I'm not gonna lie - I am kind of bummed that I didn't ever get to see cyberslutty LWulf in action.

You didn't miss much. Just image any other man, but someone that is much more verbose.

 

[Suz_anne]

Retired guys on a PC take cyber sex to a great level. Two windows up, in a chatroom, send over a link to a vid, O YASSSS.

Am I being propositioned?

This mental picture tickles me! And I'd think verbosity would be an advantage in an, errr, cyberslutty situation, no?

I wouldn't know. *polishes my pure, innocent angel halo*

 

[ChainedUp]

Totally forgot to post a question today. My bad!!!

So a quickie.

What fantasy do you allow yourself to indulge in even though there's zero chance of it happening? Is it really a fantasy or is it being cruel to yourself imagining something that will never be?

 

[LWulf]

hmm... why does it seem always a quickie and not a longie lately?

All fantasies are, in part cruel because they are wasted effort. That said, fantasies are healthy because it allows a you to entertain thoughts where you might not be sexually active for an extended period, for instance. Remember, fantasies aren't always sexual in nature and can also take on success, or friendships, etc where you're lacking same in real life.

I don't really have a go-to, nor any in-the-moment fantasies.

 

[Trekka]

What fantasy do you allow yourself to indulge in even though there's zero chance of it happening? Is it really a fantasy or is it being cruel to yourself imagining something that will never be?

We can all agree that there's zero chance of me fucking Thor, er, Chris Hemsworth, right?

If imagining Chris Hemsworth in the sack is cruel, then I guess I am a glutton for punishment.

But then, there's always that chance we will bump into each other in an airport, or on a crowded city street corner and lock eyes and then....

OK so there's zero chance of me *ever* removing Jim Morrison's aviator shades and setting them aside on the amp next to us, so I can gaze deeply into his eyes while my fingernails graze his bare chest and belly, eventually settling upon the prominence of his hipbone, where they rest for just a spell, stroking gently, before traveling south to peel off his black leather pants...

I'll brb.

 

[Endless_Night]

My fantasies run along an invariable theme (which need not be gone into ).

I did have this hot religious fantasy some type back. Pretty sure that’s not gonna happen.

I’d have to know a priest for one thing, or at least someone Catholic. Besides, while I do straddle the agnostic line, I’m not certain enough to take that kind of chance!

Ummm…anyway, my point was that I enjoyed it, cruelty free or not.