The Cat and the Cradle

[Ramone45]

In my "State", partial birth abortion (murder) is protected as a right, but de-clawing your cat is forbidden.

 

[Lancecastor]

Cats perform abortions?

 

[Lancecastor]

Explains all the cat fanciers here.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll give you credit for a clever title...



It's Schrödinger's baby.

 

[Lancecastor]

I can understand the preference; I doubt most cats could hold the instruments properly with claws.

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[KingOrfeo]

Never before heard of any law anywhere against de-clawing cats.

 

[ryan8558]

New Jersey?

 

[Conager]

Never before heard of any law anywhere against de-clawing cats.

You should SgtSpecious about the law against the sharing of lemonheads. It is a shame we have never seen the two of you debate the law.

 

[rocket_surgery]

A lot of countries have laws against declawing cats. Supposed to be inhumane or something. I don't know cuz I don't like cats but I suppose it makes sense. I also don't like snakes but I would be against people ripping their evil fangs out just like I'm against those roundups they do with rattlesnakes. Nasty creatures but I guess they have a right to live.
I read where New Jersey was trying to pass a law but never heard if they actually did. About the cats I mean.

 

[KingOrfeo]

New Jersey?

No, it would be some state where cats have civil rights . . . California, probably.

 

[adrina]

Don't like or want abortion? Don't have one.

Don't want to worry about declawing a cat? Don't have one.

Wow that was tough.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Don't like or want abortion? Don't have one.

Don't want to worry about declawing a cat? Don't have one.

Wow that was tough.

Want to murder someone? Murder them.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Cats perform abortions?

Only if you starve them a long time first.

 

[adrina]

Want to murder someone? Murder them.

Blah blah blah.

 

[Ramone45]

But don't you see how hypocritical this is? Lawmakers, of all people, feel that cats, sub-human pieces of property, are worthy of protection by the government against a procedure that is the choice of the owner, yet late term abortion is a protected choice of a mother.

 

[Liar]

Can I late term abort a cat?

 

[Lancecastor]

But don't you see how hypocritical this is? Lawmakers, of all people, feel that cats, sub-human pieces of property, are worthy of protection by the government against a procedure that is the choice of the owner, yet late term abortion is a protected choice of a mother.

You're right...all pussies should be afforded the same legal rights.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What Lance is trying to say is that female circumcision is tantamount to a declawing...

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