Alien Covenant

[Fata Morgana]

I'm so excited about this I may vomit on myself during the trailers.

I'm gonna go midday when it's quieter (hopefully), have a luxury seat, a fuck-off ice cream sundae and woe betide any chattering cunts. THEY WILL DIE IN THEIR SEAT.

Every time I watch another trailer I have a little sex wee. I especially like the dribbling alien trying to smash his way into the plane or whatever it is. He looks really fucked off.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/Mobile%20Uploads/alien_covenant__2017___gif_code__by_dafominanimat-db0zld2_zpsibgs0vpp.gif

 

[pointless]

poor noomi. she deserved better.

 

[Emerson40]

Will you hand out disposable rain ponchos to those unfortunates who sit down-row and in front of you?

These unaware cinema goers are likely in store for a right gush and soaking from your fap-battered mucousy membrane, once the alien, high-foreheaded menace appears on screen. Something akin to the wetting those unsuspecting spectators receive at the bottom of Splash Mountain.

 

[lovetoread]

wait, you have ice cream sundaes in the movie theaters?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'll watch it because it's part of the Alien franchise but they lost me with the trailer of the spores. Aliens don't need an overiding purpose. Stupid Prometheus is going to ruin a perfectly good killing machine.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll watch it because it's part of the Alien franchise but they lost me with the trailer of the spores. Aliens don't need an overiding purpose. Stupid Prometheus is going to ruin a perfectly good killing machine.

Prometheus was shite. I hated that one.

 

[Fata Morgana]

wait, you have ice cream sundaes in the movie theaters?

Yep! With cream and toppings of your choice.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Will you hand out disposable rain ponchos to those unfortunates who sit down-row and in front of you?

These unaware cinema goers are likely in store for a right gush and soaking from your fap-battered mucousy membrane, once the alien, high-foreheaded menace appears on screen. Something akin to the wetting those unsuspecting spectators receive at the bottom of Splash Mountain.

If they are yabbering or scrabbling through buckets of popcorn (TAKE IT FROM THE TOP YOU FUCKING CUNTS) they'll be sprayed. If they are quiet and well behaved I will direct my gushes and hurls to the side.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Prometheus was shite. I hated that one.

I agree. Why they don't go to the Alien home planet and fight there, I don't understand. The possibilities for slaughter and carnage are unlimited. They could even thrown in some home life montages of the Aliens, tug at our heart strings a bit.

We should ask a Predator, they probably know.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I agree. Why they don't go to the Alien home planet and fight there, I don't understand. The possibilities for slaughter and carnage are unlimited. They could even thrown in some home life montages of the Aliens, tug at our heart strings a bit.

We should ask a Predator, they probably know.

Lance? I'm not bringing him into this.

I miss Ripley too.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[lovetoread]

Yep! With cream and toppings of your choice.

ok i am going with you from now on

sorry sean

 

[Bookishleigh]

I am seriously disappointed - I saw a bunch of cool girls posting in here and the word covenant.

I guess I was thinking coven.......

 

[Iceprincess12]

Lance? I'm not bringing him into this.

I miss Ripley too.

They have her dna. She can come back.

I miss Hicks. He was hot!

 

[Disgustipated]

We should ask a Predator, they probably know.

Lance? I'm not bringing him into this.

Absolute gold, Fata.

I am seriously disappointed - I saw a bunch of cool girls posting in here and the word covenant.

I guess I was thinking coven.......

Yeah The lack of Fjords is a bitch!

 

[Emerson40]

ok i am going with you from now on

sorry sean

You and Fata can have some pre-feature peeps, my treat!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/8e972c2c21d9b311e509fbc711493935/tumblr_ooj03jdyBM1reorefo1_1280.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

They have her dna. She can come back.

I miss Hicks. He was hot!

Ooh yes. Say Hicks, how long would you like Ripley to play with your penis?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_n5tl45aKhY1s2wio8o3_500_zpsblssdxsm.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

You and Fata can have some pre-feature peeps, my treat!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/8e972c2c21d9b311e509fbc711493935/tumblr_ooj03jdyBM1reorefo1_1280.jpg

Oh dear.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I am seriously disappointed - I saw a bunch of cool girls posting in here and the word covenant.

I guess I was thinking coven.......

I did not recognize you!! You look like an angel. Did the holy water hurt?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ooh yes. Say Hicks, how long would you like Ripley to play with your penis?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_n5tl45aKhY1s2wio8o3_500_zpsblssdxsm.gif

I will only watch for 15 days. I'm not a perv.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I will only watch for 15 days. I'm not a perv.

You always were an asshole, Gorman.

 

[lovetoread]

You and Fata can have some pre-feature peeps, my treat!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/8e972c2c21d9b311e509fbc711493935/tumblr_ooj03jdyBM1reorefo1_1280.jpg

oh

 

[doctor_insanus]

You and Fata can have some pre-feature peeps, my treat!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/8e972c2c21d9b311e509fbc711493935/tumblr_ooj03jdyBM1reorefo1_1280.jpg

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f3d2fa34f668dee0e2313a0b06add1b1/tumblr_mn5zdkZSbl1qbtxe8o1_250.gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/3d387b6cd7d7b15a966275b132339c85/tumblr_mn5zdkZSbl1qbtxe8o2_250.gif

 

[rocket_surgery]

Fan of the franchise but stopped about 45 minutes into Prometheus so don't have much hope for this one no matter how good the trailer might look. And I agree with the person who said they are ruining a perfectly good killing machine. Don't give it purpose or meaning, takes all the fun out of it.