Litiquette V

[ydahecnot]

I'm with Lord Pmann amongst the uncool kids! I've never smoked (tobacco or any other substance), I don't do drugs and I rarely even partake in alcohol. I've never been tempted to experiment, either. My experience with alcohol is that it doesn't give me much of an "up" and that's more than outweighed by the "down" after-effects, so I just don't bother very often.

I'm probably coming across here as a killjoy, but anyone who has met me knows that I like to laugh and lark about a lot. It's important to me, though, that I retain my judgement and my memory while I do so. So, it's a personal choice based on what's right for me. I guess I won't have the option of hiding behind an excuse of diminished responsibility for my actions.
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Someone who says "lark about" is probably a bit of a square

 

[Mindfondler]

Someone who says "lark about" is probably a bit of a square

Or British. Or perhaps that covers both.
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[numeniusa]

*raises hand* I'm also in the uncool category. Never smoked a cigarette in my life, let alone one with whacky baccy As far as weed goes, I'm not morally opposed in any sense, it's the smoking as the delivery mechanism which puts me off. And I'm very happy with my drug of choice, red wine. I like its taste, the romance, the relaxation of it, that's plenty enough for me

Like mindfondler, though, I'm also fond of larking about

 

[ydahecnot]

Mmm...on a lark.

Oh, and over/under on Honey using "larking about": six hours

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Impressed that I made it into the rowdy girl club.

I had a lot of fun in my early 20s before I was married and kids. Probably too much, but that's all a done deal now and blah, blah, blah.
Nowadays I'm .......hmmmmmmmm....


What?! Whys everyone looking at me?

 

[Trekka]

So all the girls I whack off to, while I simultaneously insult them, are the loudmouths like Aussie and Suz and Trekka and SMN.

^fixed it for you.

 

[LizVegas79]

Impressed that I made it into the rowdy girl club.

I had a lot of fun in my early 20s before I was married and kids. Probably too much, but that's all a done deal now and blah, blah, blah.
Nowadays I'm .......hmmmmmmmm....

What?! Whys everyone looking at me?

Me too. We're in the exact same boat SMN

So all the weed smokers are the loudmouths like Aussie and Suz and Trekka and SMN.

Hey I'm a loud mouth too!

^fixed it for you.

Now I really want to be in that club!

 

[ydahecnot]

^fixed it for you.

Hey, I whack, too, without the insults

 

[Suz_anne]

Just for the record, I rarely smoke weed.

 

[LizVegas79]

Just for the record, I rarely smoke weed.

Me neither. Cookies are more my thing

 

[Mindfondler]

Me neither. Cookies are more my thing

Cookies!! Om nom nom nom nom nom nom!
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[Lord Pmann]

See? That's how uncool I am. I say smoke weed. Most of you probably don't even smoke. How silly of me. I'm surprised I didn't say smoke dope or something super lame.

This shocks me that others are as angelic as I am. The doobie sisters were just so loud and proud about their drug smuggling, I assumed I was alone.

I've never even been drunk, myself. *straightens halo* I really am a good boy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

^fixed it for you.

Lol. For the record, I've never let things like drug use, politics or gender get in the way of my masturbating. Wait...

 

[rubydlite]

I've never even been drunk, myself. *straightens halo* I really am a good boy.

Angelic?!...


Ohhhh....my liquor halo is verrrrrrrrrrry crooked. ..

 

[LWulf]

I smoked weed in my late teens and early twenties. I did more than experiment, but not that often to be regular. I stopped smoking weed after a druggie "friend" of mine gave me a laced joint with what I guessed afterwards was PCP (angel dust). At first it gave me a different "high" for what was an expected amount of time. I then went to sleep and when I awoke the next morning, realized something was wrong, because I was still "stoned." I experienced a "trip" for two more days with trace lingering effects for about a week, which I somehow managed to keep secret from family. I wont say it was a bad trip, but that I couldn't come down from it when I wanted to, was undesirable and made using drugs recreationally, for me, a negative aspect.

I generally don't trust anybody giving away or selling dope, enough to use weed, but I can't smoke cigarettes today, let alone cannabis.

For reference, "dope" is a generic term for a wide variety of illicit drugs.

Additionally, one of my substitute teachers was an ex-DEA man who used to "hang" (undercover) with Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, etc. He used to regale us with tales of using drugs and while he didn't naysay about pot, he once gave us a very interesting tale about the abuses of cocaine. One rock musician, I forget who, was heavily into using cocaine to the point that the plenum between their nostrils became deteriorated. Cocaine, is essentially an acidic compound that wears away cartilage, which does not regenerate. Because no one knew any other way of using cocaine at the time, and because cocaine is a highly addictive substance, after a hole developed on his nasal cartilage, which is very painful, he continued using it until his untimely and early death.

 

[Suz_anne]

See? That's how uncool I am. I say smoke weed. Most of you probably don't even smoke. How silly of me. I'm surprised I didn't say smoke dope or something super lame.

This shocks me that others are as angelic as I am. The doobie sisters were just so loud and proud about their drug smuggling, I assumed I was alone.

I've never even been drunk, myself. *straightens halo* I really am a good boy.

You are kind of a nerd...

Angelic?!...

Ohhhh....my liquor halo is verrrrrrrrrrry crooked. ..

Omg - I sooooooo want to hang out with Ruby. #girlcrush

 

[Lord Pmann]

I smoked pot twice...the first time I thought I was dieing, heart racing, hyperventilating. ..
I smoked it once more because someone told me I was crazy...but I wasn't. ..
I could care less if people want to smoke it...but gah...I prefer the nice buzz of wine...

Oh you poor, poor thing. Come, lie down and I'll lay my head on your chest.

You are kind of a nerd...

Omg - I sooooooo want to hang out with Ruby. #girlcrush

I'm a badass nerd.

Yes, let's hang with Ruby. I'll make you all my famous Pmann cocktails, which I rave about. It's basically whatever drink is your favourite plus some rohypnol. If that doesn't get us in the mood, then we play a game where we see who can guess the smell of chloroform.

 

[Suz_anne]

Oh you poor, poor thing. Come, lie down and I'll lay my head on your chest.



I'm a badass nerd.

Yes, let's hand with Ruby. I'll make you all my famous Pmann cocktails, which I rave about. It's basically whatever drink is your favourite plus some rohypnol. If that doesn't get us in the mood, then we play a game where we see who can guess the smell of chloroform.

OOooooohhhh, cocktails! Is rohypnol that new tequila I've heard about?

 

[rubydlite]

You are kind of a nerd...



Omg - I sooooooo want to hang out with Ruby. #girlcrush

#letsdoit♡

 

[rubydlite]

You are kind of a nerd...



Omg - I sooooooo want to hang out with Ruby. #girlcrush

Oh you poor, poor thing. Come, lie down and I'll lay my head on your chest.



I'm a badass nerd.

Yes, let's hand with Ruby. I'll make you all my famous Pmann cocktails, which I rave about. It's basically whatever drink is your favourite plus some rohypnol. If that doesn't get us in the mood, then we play a game where we see who can guess the smell of chloroform.

Don't tease me with the chloroform fantasy...seriously

 

[ydahecnot]

#letsdoit♡

Words cannot express how much I like where this is going

 

[Lord Pmann]

OOooooohhhh, cocktails! Is rohypnol that new tequila I've heard about?

Sure!

Don't tease me with the chloroform fantasy...seriously

 

[default24]

Sure!

That does sound good... can I get one to go?

 

[Lord Pmann]

That does sound good... can I get one to go?

You don't wanna drive under the influence.

Also, your arse will hurt in the morning after one of these (not my doing). That's just the reports I hear from the girls I serve.

 

[Suz_anne]

Don't tease me with the chloroform fantasy...seriously

I you more right now.

Words cannot express how much I like where this is going

Right?

Hehehehehehe

That does sound good... can I get one to go?

*chants* Chug, chug, chug, chug!

You don't wanna drive under the influence.

Also, your arse will hurt in the morning after one of these (not my doing). That's just the reports I hear from the girls I serve.

Woke up with blood in your shorts after one of your own cocktails, Sparky?