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Pre-Dirtied Jeans....Look what’s for sale for $425 at Nordstrom:

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The jeans actually come looking like that. Presumably, that’s why they are so expensive. From the product description:

Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.
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:rolleyes:
 
I saw these jeans on the news and felt a little annoyed, maybe even a little insulted. I don't believe anyone will purchase $425 jeans. WTF
 
I could turn a whole boatload of jeans into dirtied jeans for $425
 
Bidin~Time said:
I could turn a whole boatload of jeans into dirtied jeans for $425
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I've done it for free the greater part of my life. Never thought there was a market for such.

Do you get the feeling that this is the Dept. store equivalent of selling dirty panties?

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
I've done it for free the greater part of my life. Never thought there was a market for such.

Do you get the feeling that this is the Dept. store equivalent of selling dirty panties?

Ishmael
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Can we just stick with a fool and their money are soon parted....oh Lawd...so many puns ....so...many...bad...puns
 
Bidin~Time said:
Can we just stick with a fool and their money are soon parted....oh Lawd...so many puns ....so...many...bad...puns
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I swear, if those things sell there's a market for 'once ridden, never before sniffed, bicycle seats.' Throw in a 'certificate of authenticity' and they have to be worth a grand.......easy. Gender preference included (except for the Hermaphrodite model....10 grand. they're very rare ya know?).

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
I swear, if those things sell there's a market for 'once ridden, never before sniffed, bicycle seats.' Throw in a 'certificate of authenticity' and they have to be worth a grand.......easy. Gender preference included (except for the Hermaphrodite model....10 grand. they're very rare ya know?).

Ishmael
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I hadn't thought of that business model. Clearly, I will die in poverty.
 
Bidin~Time said:
I hadn't thought of that business model. Clearly, I will die in poverty.
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The more I think about it the more I think there's a market out there. Particularly in China given the demographic imbalance in the genders and the fact that they'll "eat anything."

Besides, there's a certain satisfaction in imagining that for every 100 containers of bicycle seats they ship over here I'll be shipping one back..........value added. Just doing my part to level out the trade imbalance. :D

Ishmael
 
Come to think of it this would be perfect attire for those students faking a hunger strike. :rolleyes:
 
Its probably the only way millennials would ever get dirty jeans. Don't get much wear and tear on your clothes sitting in front of the net and video games all day.
 
Maybe they'll throw in a rock half covered in leather as added incentive if sales lag.
 
Maybe I should take all my pre-dirtied distressed jeans with matching distressed tops and sell them online to rich folks. Cheap. Only $150 each or $200 per matching distressed set of shirt and jeans.
 
Tristyn said:
Shabby met Clueless.

Clueless met Shabby.

Perhaps the two of you may one day have a coherent thought or question.
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Perhaps someday, my dear, you'll be sober enough to judge a written offering.:D

Meanwhile, your slip is showing.;)
 
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