The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush

[Froya]

I have heard the rather Skeevy 'They' declare Tears to be a sufficient Lube..
Bastards.

The big smiley is disturbing.

 

[Jamiegeo]

The big smiley is disturbing.

But the Tears as lube isnt?
I respect that.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I don't do threesomes nor do I recall offering to do one

 

[trysail]

The March For Poverty (a/k/a "The March for Science")

by Francis Menton

Science is:

(a) A body of knowledge that has been established and now may no longer be challenged.

(b) A process by which all that passes for human knowledge is always subject to challenge...

...The DPA German press agency reported yesterday on the rapidly spreading energy poverty now engulfing the country. The main driver is Germany’s skyrocketing electricity prices – primarily due to the legally mandatory feeding-in of wind and solar power. Currently regular household consumers are paying nearly 30 cents a kilowatt-hour – almost three times the rate paid in the USA. Many households are no longer able to afford electricity and are seeing themselves catapulted back to the 19th century. According to t-online.de here, “More than 330,000 households in Germany have seen their electricity cut off over the past year alone.” . . . According to Bulling-Schröter: “Energy poverty in Germany is a silent catastrophe for millions of people, especially in the cold and dark winter months.”...
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more...
http://manhattancontrarian.com/blog/2017/4/24/comments-on-the-march-for-poverty



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[Typo Fu Master]

I was a coffee drinker like you, once. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

 

[deehere]

OMG its potentially Phil's last day on Friday.

Cross those fingers and toes Fata! He didn't get the reprieve he wanted then?

 

[Froya]

But the Tears as lube isnt?
I respect that.

Oh, that was, too, but the big smiley was a multiplier and took focus.

 

[Disgustipated]

I don't trust those who don't drink coffee - they are probably robots or some other form of artificial intelligence. How else does one function in the morning?

Sorry Android Froya.

My tea gets the Led out.

I don't do threesomes nor do I recall offering to do one

*2 chicks at the same time*

 

[Disgustipated]

My original thread title. It was too personal, too attacky, and another title was chosen. Life goes on.

This morning I am drinking coffee and reading page one. This little gem pops up.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=340147&postcount=9

You can change names, change profiles. You can change the title of the blurt thread. Some things never change.

AJ is a douchebag.

I'm sure that 11-year old was asking for it.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Please forgive any errors I made in grammar, spelling, or punctuation in the last 24 hours - Uncle Fuckknuckle is on some high horse pointing out my errors from his bed while sipping tea.

Edited because of course I made fucking errors.

 

[Wrong Element]

Well, this post right here should prove we aren't the same person, lol. (Not that anyone besides hashtag ever thought that, but still).

What a dope.

My original thread title. It was too personal, too attacky, and another title was chosen. Life goes on.

This morning I am drinking coffee and reading page one. This little gem pops up.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=340147&postcount=9

You can change names, change profiles. You can change the title of the blurt thread. Some things never change.

AJ is a douchebag.

Wow, a literal AJ post. And an ironic post, considering his years-long vendetta against DCL.

 

[Jamiegeo]

Oh, that was, too, but the big smiley was a multiplier and took focus.

Yes, it can be hard to focus through tears...
Multiplier:

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My original thread title. It was too personal, too attacky, and another title was chosen. Life goes on.

This morning I am drinking coffee and reading page one. This little gem pops up.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=340147&postcount=9

You can change names, change profiles. You can change the title of the blurt thread. Some things never change.

AJ is a douchebag.

http://i.imgur.com/Rm2kurd.gif

Your hosting the reigning blurt thread is MAAAAAAHVELOUS.

 

[spacekowboy]

Atreyu!!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3144/2651163614_50d2ab632c.jpg

On a positive tip, I'm equipped with a whip
I don't have to spank u 'cuz this is my shit!
Get off!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Atreyu!!

Glad someone got it.

 

[pointless]

fuck you, red cross. i was sleeping in, you bastards. you'll never get my delicious O blood now. deal with that, fuckers.

 

[Disgustipated]

Atreyu!!

Awful band.

 

[spacekowboy]

Glad someone got it.

I didnt get that bit about the no threesomes, though. That's just crazy talk.

 

[spacekowboy]

Awful band.

A shame because its a righteous pull four a band name.

 

[Disgustipated]

I didnt get that bit about the no threesomes, though. That's just crazy talk.

A shame because its a righteous pull four a band name.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I didnt get that bit about the no threesomes, though. That's just crazy talk.

Sadly the closest thing I'm getting to a threesome right now is if both cats jump in the bed. Even then there is definitely no touching.

 

[hashtag46]

What a dope.

There was nothing inappropriate about my initial suspicion.
Both Froya and Brooke started trolling me almost from the day they signed up. Plus their posting style was similar.

But it was just an initial suspicion. Did you hear me make any more such comments other than that one time? Nope.
So I don't see why the need for more drama.

In saying that, I need to add that I was just as guilty because I said some nasty things too Brooke to in the past. It was a two-way process. Plus we eventually made up and burried the hatchet, so to speak.

 

[Jamiegeo]

Rhetorically circular springs to mind.

 

[Emerson40]

Anytime anyone thinks the ol' tag was wrong, remember that he was actually probably only doing one of the following:

1. Shit stirring.
2. Displaying a far superior intellect than the regular folks.
3. Confused, cause E is his 2nd
4. Struggling with the Fake Iggy feature.
5. Only attacking / defending AJ / trolling / acting the twat-waffle because you / he / Rob / she did it first
6. Applying his 'do as I say, not as I pist' policy.
7. Just kidding dummies. Quit taking things literally.
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